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(The Daily Dolt)   Arizona narrowly approves God-hating bisexual left-wing hotties, as long as they're not Mexican   ( thedailydolt.com) divider line
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2012-11-08 03:10:56 PM  
3 votes:
By the time I'm through her tubes would have ways of shutting that stuff down.
2012-11-08 03:17:37 PM  
2 votes:

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Rincewind53: [emilyslist.org image 250x250]

You all know you would.

Good Lord. If she wears something a bit revealing, we may yet get a bill through Congress while the Republicans are distracted.

A good portion of the GOP caucus would be too busy admiring her shoes.
2012-11-08 11:45:21 AM  
2 votes:

minoridiot: serial_crusher: "openly bisexual nontheist" is its own special class now? Guess Arizona is just racist against black republicans who were born in texas during the 1960s.

Are there any openly bisexual Christians in congress?

Does it count as "openly" if they were in the closet but got caught? Because yeah, there's like 240 Republicans in congress already.
2012-11-08 04:23:20 PM  
1 vote:
She's attractive in a "Nigella Lawson" sort of way: Lovely face, impressive rack, smart as a tack, just a little "saucy"...

But ya gotta admit, she's a bit "broad in the beam"!

But, any port in a storm, amirite?

Hel-lo, sailor!
2012-11-08 03:18:55 PM  
1 vote:

PapaChester: exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.

No. Nontheist is not a "group" but a collection of all the different beliefs that want nothing to do with sky fairies and metaphysical beards. It is not just atheists.

Personally, my belief system shares aspects of many different nontheist systems, which would classify me a nonthiest rather than a full blown atheist or agnostic.

Good for goodness sake is not just for Santa. It is a way of being.

I wonder if "Pratcehttist" falls under that category?

/Because that's the easiest way I've found to define my belief system, I think!
2012-11-08 11:56:05 AM  
1 vote:
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It does now.
2012-11-08 11:53:58 AM  
1 vote:

Rincewind53: You all know you would.

oh hell yeah. But that doesn't prove that she is hot. It just proves she can run fast.
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