Hershey Highway Patrol: Neanderthal Rifle Association
Kingly Weevil: Obama will send his time squad back in time to take their primitive guns away legally because they aren't yet covered by the second amendment and therefore it's legal and via time stream butterfly effect will prevent the invention of guns thereby taking guns away from every citizen of the modern world legally and preventing their invention altogetheryall shoulda voted for romney
CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started?
Marquis de Sod: Came for 2001 segue/leaving disappointed
Kingly Weevil: Obama
Treygreen13: CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started?
CygnusDarius: Treygreen13: CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started?It started with sitkcs! And babbys!.
leonel: Now is not the right time to talk about flung rock control.
CygnusDarius: So, Hail The Stick!
Deep Contact: Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago.[grades.tapity.com image 800x600]
Therion: CygnusDarius: So, Hail The Stick!And hail their Order![farm4.static.flickr.com image 334x500]
kodiax2: So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow.
CygnusDarius: It's all sticks to me.How did the art of weaponry started? It started with our ancestors holding a giant stick. Then, someone had the idea to add a rock to that giant stick, someone else decided to sharpen that rock in the stick, but it was a stick still the same, and then someone decided to make a longer stick with a pointy end. A few years later, a stick with a string was invented to throw little pointed sticks, and then someone made a sharp stick with metal, and all of a sudden, we foguth against each other with metal pointy, sharpened sticks.Several years later, someone had the bright idea to make a hollow metal stick, and with black powder, use it to throw even tinier sticks made of lead. Now we have self-propelled sticks that can destroy cities.So, Hail The Stick!
wippit: kodiax2: So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow.Well, see... bow are martial weapons. Clubs and short spears, they're simple weapons. Humans needed to level so they could take a martial weapon proficiency
Agent Smiths Laugh: me and a friend have a long standing assertion that all mankind has ever really done is kill each other with progressively more impressive rocks
dittybopper: Agent Smiths Laugh: me and a friend have a long standing assertion that all mankind has ever really done is kill each other with progressively more impressive rocksThere is no species of fauna that man hasn'tcome into contact with that he hasn't been able to kill with something as simple as a pointed stick.It's kind of the hallmark of our species.
The more you eat the more you fart: Mama, just killed a manPut a rock against his headPulled my bowstring, now he's deadMama, life had just begunBut now I've gone and thrown it all awayMama, oooDidn't mean to make you cryIf I'm not back again this time tomorrowCarry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
ISO15693: MamaI just stoned a manFlung a rock against his headknocked him down and now he's dead
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