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12763 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Nov 2012 at 12:40 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-08 12:53:18 PM  
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So the farking idiot walked outside during the storm, and got swept away. Then he managed to make it someplace safe, and walked outside again because hey, it worked so well the first time. Luckily he was rescued and taken someplace safe yet again. Finally his father came along to put him back on the leash and lead him back home.

This man is a farking idiot and his story should not be considered inspiring in any way.
2012-11-08 12:55:36 PM  
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Please tell anyone who doesn't know me just how much an idiot I am. I ignore widely publicized warnings regarding impending bad weather. I bring shame to my parents, my family, and most of all the residents of New Jersey, who just don't get enough hate from many people who have never even been here. Permit me to be a shining beacon of all that is both stupid and ignorant. I love you Mom & Dad.

PS: since i'm going to die, Mom, I've always wanted to put it in your pooper. i mean that in the nicest way, you've got a GREAT ass. please tell my football coach i was banging his son the quarterback all through high school, even though no one knew we was teh ghey. coach treated me like crap and i'm hoping the news will kill him. it was a secret well kept! XXXOOO
2012-11-08 12:43:13 PM  
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