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(Dallas News)   You're a disbarred attorney who's just been evicted from his office. Do you a) take a sledge hammer to the walls? b) Draw penises all over the place? c) Smear poop on the floor? d) All of the above?   ( crimeblog.dallasnews.com) divider line
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2012-11-08 03:58:32 AM  
3 votes:
This guy did that all by himself? He had no secretaries or paralegals?
2012-11-08 07:50:16 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-08 06:59:21 AM  
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2012-11-08 04:35:48 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-08 04:04:32 AM  
2 votes:
Don't just stare at it: eat it.
2012-11-08 11:17:04 AM  
1 vote:
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Are we sure this isn't just a trailer for a new Vince Vaughn movie?
2012-11-08 08:44:04 AM  
1 vote:
criminal penalties for civil actions....he had a lease and therefore had a right to use the property. Yes, of course if he mistreated it, he is subject to damages in CIVIL court, but not criminal court. he cannot be convicted and he was wrongfully arrested.
From the article, even though it is poorly written, it looks like his bond release for four felonies was revoked because of the damage to the office. Of course the real reason his bond was revoked was because he wrote the judge's name and number on the walls of the office.

/online idiots
2012-11-08 07:43:13 AM  
1 vote:
Definitely Not Best Corea.
2012-11-08 03:57:21 AM  
1 vote:
Remove all the W's from the keyboards.
2012-11-08 03:54:30 AM  
1 vote:


"I wish to stab the witness."

"I'll allow it"
2012-11-07 11:54:41 PM  
1 vote:
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"Stop me before I poop again!"
2012-11-07 11:22:01 PM  
1 vote:
Usually I think of a snarky email as a hardcore "f**k you, I'm outta here!". Trashing your entire office building with a sledgehammer, poop, pee, *and* more penis drawings than the draft sketches for the sistine chapel? That's going out like a boss, dude.

'course, you're still going to jail for quite a while.
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