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(Some Guy)   In two weeks subby will head out for his 5th deployment to the WAIS Divide Field camp in West Antarctica. How should the camp celebrate the end of the world on Dec 21st, in the middle of nowhere?   ( divider line
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2012-11-07 02:11:55 PM  
Wait, you said middle of nowhere. Your going to be in Antartica not Kansas.
2012-11-07 02:13:37 PM  
You're. You are. Aaarrrggghhh.
2012-11-07 02:35:14 PM  
Hey, which way does the toilet water spin there?
2012-11-07 02:52:28 PM  
what company ended up picking up that govnt contract? mrs. rhino worked for raytheon doing HR / recruiting for antarctica
2012-11-07 02:56:41 PM  
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So you don't want a beer?
2012-11-07 02:58:08 PM  
With your location your group may be the only ones to survive. Better pack for the end of the world and make sure there is an appropriate gender mix in order to repopulate the planet
2012-11-07 02:58:10 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:59:31 PM  
Soup? Soup's good.
2012-11-07 03:00:42 PM  
Be prepared for all the frozen dinosaurs miles below the ice sheet to thaw out. They'll be hungry.
2012-11-07 03:05:14 PM  
Cthullu carols and a couple of virgins to sacrifice to the Shoggoths
If the Old Ones are merciful they will eat your soul first
2012-11-07 03:06:34 PM  
Declare your independence from the rest of the world and start your own country using penguins as currency and slaves.
2012-11-07 03:08:36 PM  
I thought everything in Antarctica was north
2012-11-07 03:12:26 PM  
It's your turn in the barrel.
2012-11-07 03:19:04 PM  
2012-11-07 03:27:58 PM  
Is this leehouse?
2012-11-07 03:29:44 PM  
Oh, and you should celebrate by masturbating furiously while chanting "basemetal, basemetal, basemetal....."
2012-11-07 03:37:13 PM  
pee on each other in -40c temps
2012-11-07 03:43:07 PM  
I'm pretty sure West Antarctica is hell and gone from the middle of nowhere... or anywhere... or...

Jesus! What the hell is wrong with you, Subby?

Why would you do this to yourself? Did some woman somewhere wrong you? Do you owe money to the mob or something?
2012-11-07 03:57:44 PM  
How do you get into this sort of thing?
2012-11-07 04:00:48 PM  
Oh, also, fark like rabbits, we're counting on you to rebuild humankind.
2012-11-07 04:18:28 PM  
Reenact scenes from The Day After Tomorrow.
2012-11-07 04:21:30 PM  
Get drunk and dance naked with penguins.
2012-11-07 04:28:33 PM  

basemetal: Is this leehouse?

No, I'm not going to WAIS until January.
2012-11-07 04:38:04 PM  

Tacos are cool.
2012-11-07 04:38:29 PM  
Kill yourselves and make it look like aliens!
That would be the best way for someone who wrote this headline to die.
2012-11-07 04:39:34 PM  
...and just for perspective....this is where we sleep...

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2012-11-07 04:42:54 PM  

leehouse: basemetal: Is this leehouse?

No, I'm not going to WAIS until January.

I thought that was you.....I would say that I'd see you there in January, but we'll all be dead by then. So, bummer. :-)
2012-11-07 04:43:17 PM  

kaedric: ...and just for perspective....this is where we sleep...

under the Eye of Sauron? Creepy.
2012-11-07 04:48:38 PM  
Pub crawl.
2012-11-07 04:51:16 PM  
getting an ATM receipt and selling it on PAWN STARS
2012-11-07 05:04:42 PM  
daisy chain
2012-11-07 05:12:36 PM  
you folks should spell out in large letters FARK large enough to be seen from a mile above and drink or something
2012-11-07 05:24:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought everything in Antarctica was north

If you're at the South Pole it is.
2012-11-07 05:27:03 PM  
Stay warm! try not to get so drunk you wander off to party with the penguins!
2012-11-07 05:27:32 PM  
roll yourself a fat ol' penguin and smoke up?
2012-11-07 05:40:06 PM  
Feed penguins to polar bears?
2012-11-07 05:41:46 PM  
Draw a bull's-eye around the camp. The chances that something will actually hit you will rise astronomically.
2012-11-07 05:48:11 PM  
Have lots of freaky sex. Who will ever know?
2012-11-07 06:03:41 PM  
Dig up the stargate
2012-11-07 06:16:36 PM  
Kill them all?
2012-11-07 06:24:00 PM  
sex orgy?

runner up: penguin holocaust
2012-11-07 06:47:20 PM  

kaedric: ...and just for perspective....this is where we sleep...

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That's WAIS-ist
2012-11-07 06:52:56 PM  
Sacrifice one of your members to Cthulhu, so that the rest of you will have an easy death.
2012-11-07 06:57:42 PM  
Hunt down those Russian guys poking holes into that ancient lake, beat them up and steal their vodka?
2012-11-07 07:33:10 PM  
end of the world? well, i tell ya Leonard, if i was you or Sheldon i would put on my favorite Ray-Bans, my warmest outdoor boots (and nothing else), grab a six of my favorite beer and walk outside to take one last peek at the sun as i sip me brew and kiss my ass goodbye.

/don't forget to take a bottle opener
2012-11-07 08:13:10 PM  
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2012-11-07 09:58:00 PM  
I'm thinking barbeque, because it's going to be like 1000 degrees during the end.
2012-11-07 11:15:49 PM  
Head out to an ice field and detonate some thermite in a circular pattern.
2012-11-07 11:17:42 PM  
2012-11-08 12:45:27 AM  
Ice cream.
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