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(Bloomberg)   Judge: Apple, would you be willing to accept my judgment? Apple: No, not really Judge: Case dismissed, have fun paying Google for each iPhone you make   ( bloomberg.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Apple Inc., Google, Motorola Mobility, patent portfolio, iPhone  
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2012-11-07 10:22:57 PM  
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GhostFish: This is like the Judgment of Solomon.
Except Solomon isn't suggesting that the baby be cut in half.
Instead, the two women are tearing the baby in half with their bare hands. 

So maybe it's not like the Judgment of Solomon after all.

Apple: That is my baby!!!
Motorola: Actually, it's my baby. Here's the birth certificate. And the hospital photos. And the birth announcement.
Judge: Will you accept my judgement?
Motorola: Yes
Apple: Only if you say it's my baby!!!
2012-11-07 07:01:42 PM  
1 vote:

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: justtray:

Name one thing, other than smugness, that Apple has been truly innovative with. They've never been the first to bring a given technology to market, and they have a long history of failing to adapt even basic features their competitors have until years later. FFS, the only reason Apple even still exists today is because Microsoft gave them a shiat-ton of money in the 90s. But I'm sure you're too busy sucking on Jobs' zombie wang to be aware of any of that.

Key Apple Innovations:

The Lisa - not to be confused with the Xerox STAR system
The Newton - not to be confused with the Psion Organizer
Mac OS X - not to be confused with NEXT
The iPhone - not to be confused with the Prada LG Phone
2012-11-07 01:43:36 PM  
1 vote:
Eh screw apple. Apple complaining about unreasonable pricing of anything makes me laugh.
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