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(Metro)   Herd of elephants downs 500 liters of moonshine, hilarity ensues   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2012-11-07 10:43:13 AM  
14 votes:
Do they see pink humans while drunk?
2012-11-07 11:52:52 AM  
5 votes:
At least when I get too drunk I have the luxury of forgetting.
2012-11-07 11:31:03 AM  
4 votes:
Also known as "last call at Applebee's"
2012-11-07 11:14:14 AM  
4 votes:
FTFA: " 'They were like any other drunk - aggressive and unreasonable but much, much bigger.' "

Soooo...they're farkers then?
2012-11-07 10:30:53 AM  
4 votes:
They're drowning their sorrows now that Romney lost.

2012-11-07 10:07:33 AM  
3 votes:
I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.
2012-11-07 11:20:41 AM  
2 votes:
Dear Discovery Channel,

A show about something like this would be noticeably better than your current offering of Toothless Redneck Theatre.


Someone who remembers when you were interesting and educational
2012-11-07 11:04:52 AM  
2 votes:
I'm only interested in drunken elephants at bar time.
2012-11-07 09:47:13 AM  
2 votes:
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"I love you, bro." - "No bro, I love you."

2012-11-07 12:26:32 PM  
1 vote:
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I'm calling the little one "Drew".
2012-11-07 12:21:28 PM  
1 vote:
Thought this was going to be about the Honey-Boo-Boo family reunion, guess it'll be a repeat then.
2012-11-07 11:37:16 AM  
1 vote:


How long has that writer waited to use the phrase "trunk and disorderly"?

Not long enough. :-)
2012-11-07 11:36:37 AM  
1 vote:
You got your mahua in my kahlua.
2012-11-07 11:02:49 AM  
1 vote:
Pink elephants on parade....
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