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(UPI)   Three men try to rob Chinese restaurant but can't make themselves understood by employees. You go now   ( upi.com) divider line
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2012-11-07 09:46:11 AM  
4 votes:
No English, my ass. Good job, Chinamen.
2012-11-07 09:52:38 AM  
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2012-11-07 03:24:59 PM  
1 vote:
They were lucky they were arrested most Chinese take out places are secretly run by the Chinese mob (and the employees are slave labor). If the Chinese mob got them, there wouldn't be much left.
2012-11-07 01:46:56 PM  
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2012-11-07 01:07:44 PM  
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jshine: Haliburton Cummings: uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.

/and, of course, there are a number of other Chinese restaurants around here that are strictly cash-only

yeah, and the $1.50 they save bought them the BIG MANSION they live in so they have somewhere to park the rolls royce..
gimme a break Himmler...

you know, if people not paying their taxes gets your ass in a sandpaper sling, why don't you fire up your chainsaw and go take it out on the rich guy down the road who is laughing at you as opposed to the guy who came to North America to feed his family and live the north american dream who has to deal with myopic racist pricks all day...

as John Stewart said so well,

"Why is it that if you take advantage of a tax break and you're a corporation, you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, you're a moocher?"

but since we're going on about the "ethnicity that don't pay taxes", what about the Italian rackets?
oh right, "they" are white looking enough not to bother anyone..
we can forget about "those guys".. if it's "white" it's alright...
oh yeah, and "they" gave us the mob. right on. and that's ALL Italians right? all italians are in the mob?

you know, if you knee jerk xenophobes went after the real cancer in your country to pay what they should, you'd ALL be living well and have less time to f blame your crap on the poor.

it's that systemic racism that keeps them poor. it's why a physicist /doctor / engineer in one country becomes a cab driver the second they set foot in your backwards ass country...

it's bad enough you steal the land from the natives, then when someone else comes over and doesn't pay taxes...OH THE INDIGNANT BUTTHURT....

fark off with your David Dukes apologist garbage moran. you white folks are a minority now..get used to it.
us more cultured folks are laughing at your inability to integrate with the modern world. 

your "us and them" attitude is why you can't have anything nice.

you and your racist pal can fark off...
2012-11-07 01:03:41 PM  
1 vote:
It's not that the employees couldn't speak english, it's the fact the robbers were most likely black and speaking in ebonics that made them hard to understand.
2012-11-07 11:07:23 AM  
1 vote:
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Wanted for questioning...
2012-11-07 10:55:27 AM  
1 vote:

uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.

wow...there is this line see...between funny stereotyping and just whiny racist butthurt...
and you just crossed it buddy boy....

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2012-11-07 10:46:55 AM  
1 vote:
So...they had the urge to rob again a half-hour later?
2012-11-07 10:45:58 AM  
1 vote:
For those of you who don't get it, allow us to educate you.

Chinese Buffet!

/You scare my wife!
2012-11-07 10:39:44 AM  
1 vote:
Enemabag Jones: Never rob a Chinese kitchen.
There is one near my job that has a lady so mean behind the counter, I don't even go in to buy lunch. And you don't need to know Chinese to know what she is saying about your order to the cooks.

Don't be afraid of a Chinese hostess being slightly aggressive rude...be afraid of a Chinese hostess being too nice.
2012-11-07 10:09:51 AM  
1 vote:
We close now, you go.

On a serious note though, language barrier or not, in what country does 3 guys waving guns and banging on the cash register NOT mean a robbery?
2012-11-07 09:57:56 AM  
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2012-11-07 09:48:04 AM  
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