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(Huffington Post)   Todd Akin compares himself to people with cancer after losing election. Can't make this shiat up   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Claire McCaskill, Todd Akin, GOP, female senators, South Side of Chicago, Emily, general elections, concession speech  
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jbc [TotalFark]
2012-11-07 12:23:38 AM  
14 votes:
He is a legitimate cancer, and I'm glad the electorate has ways of shutting that down.
2012-11-07 02:43:22 AM  
6 votes:
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2012-11-07 11:31:12 AM  
2 votes:
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Thanks Todd! Couldn't have done it without you!
2012-11-07 03:32:09 AM  
2 votes:
That's surprisingly self-aware of him! I can easily see how...

Oh, wait, I thought that said "compares himself to cancer."
2012-11-07 01:46:12 AM  
2 votes:
Hi. I'm a raving liberal. I am pleased you selfish farks lost, and lost big. Suffer greatly.

Sincerely yours,
2012-11-07 01:40:14 AM  
2 votes:
♫ There is no pain, you are receding... ♫
2012-11-07 12:21:20 AM  
2 votes:
The difference is that cancer patients don't deserve their pain and sadness.
2012-11-07 12:14:05 AM  
2 votes:
Can we have a national "Kick Todd Akin in the Nuts" day?

The proceeds could go towards cancer.
2012-11-07 08:59:29 AM  
1 vote:
Don't tell his heart
His Rapin' Akin heart
I just don't think he'd understand
A misogynistic joke
Is gonna lose the vote
And go down hard to poular demand
2012-11-07 08:46:43 AM  
1 vote:
You misunderstood, Mr. Akin. You're not a person with cancer. You're a cancer.
2012-11-07 08:27:33 AM  
1 vote:
He got a legitimate ass raping at the polls.
2012-11-07 08:22:20 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sure he believes he wasn't conservative enough. I hope all conservatives feel that way.
2012-11-07 06:56:00 AM  
1 vote:

Hunter_Worthington: man, you libs just can't let something go, can you?

apparently "graciousness in victory" isn't one of those "liberal values", I hear so much about.

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2012-11-07 03:43:15 AM  
1 vote:

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: If Claire McCaskill's victory and this debacle doesn't force the Republican Party to consider competency when they nominate these farking retards, nothing will.

You're referring to the American Republican Party? The one in the United States? The one led by people like George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, and Karl Rove?

THAT Republican Party? Really?

New Slogan: Republicans, Making Democrats Look Balanced & Rational Since 1996.
2012-11-07 02:56:32 AM  
1 vote:
Now, from what I've heard from doctors, you have to remove his head from his rectum before any legitimate rape can occur.
2012-11-07 02:55:10 AM  
1 vote:
Now, now, let's be Christian about this. God gave us free will for a reason, and that reason was for us to disqualify ourselves from national office if we lack a basic misunderstanding of biology.
2012-11-07 02:51:14 AM  
1 vote:
He's such a gracious man, full of christian charity and virtue. The kind that would burn a cross on your lawn possibly.

Makes me so proud to be part of the dregs that remained in Missouri after a lot of the educated populace moved out over the last 25 years. Sigh.
2012-11-07 02:32:55 AM  
1 vote:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Cripes that was a whiny, passive-aggressive, bitter concession speech.

I'm looking forward to Allen West's. It will probably make Akin sound like Adlai Stevenson.
2012-11-07 02:32:23 AM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Can we have a national "Kick Todd Akin in the Nuts" day?

The proceeds could go towards cancer.

I really don't want to give money toward giving people cancer, but after seeing that concession speech I'm in.
2012-11-07 01:30:13 AM  
1 vote:
"Help, my 15 minutes just started!"
2012-11-07 01:03:59 AM  
1 vote:
He's got a metastatic rapeonoma. Poor guy.
2012-11-07 12:54:51 AM  
1 vote:
I vote we take up a collection to buy a big hammer and some large nails for Mr. Akin

/sink into your richly deserved obscurity, you miserable dickweed
2012-11-07 12:42:26 AM  
1 vote:

jbc: He is a legitimate cancer, and I'm glad the electorate has ways of shutting that down.

I knew I had you Favorited as "oh, snap!" for a reason
2012-11-07 12:36:04 AM  
1 vote:
If I was McCaskill, I would looking to get this joker in the primary next time too.
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