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(Deadline)   Sylvester Stallone denies Nic Cage is Expendable   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Sylvester Stallone, Nicolas Cage, human beings, Wesley Snipes, Michael Madsen, Expendables, The Expendables 2, Carl Weathers  
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3891 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Nov 2012 at 3:25 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-07 09:16:13 AM  
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AverageAmericanGuy: Haven't seen either of the first two. Are they any good?

Great premise, but terrible dialogue and acting

Maybe they were intentionally going for that level of cheese, but the lines were delivered uneven and flat, as if the characters didn't actually understand the very puns and quips they volleyed at each other. Like they were literally reading cue cards.

And having every character express themselves in that same flat, faux-witty banter made the movie feel very affected. There's no personality or differentiation of style when everyone talks the same way. I'm sure the jokes looked funny on paper but something seriously went wrong when they transcribed to screen. Or maybe it was the piss-poor direction.

Good action scenes though.
2012-11-07 06:11:18 AM  
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Apos: AverageAmericanGuy: Haven't seen either of the first two. Are they any good?

Both were entertaining, with the first being slightly better.

Pity that Cage won't be in the third, as he'd be the PERFECT nemesis.... 

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Also, my favorite from the last film was definitely Van Damme. He just hit the narcissist villain thing on the head.
2012-11-07 04:59:35 AM  
1 vote:
Stallone LOL...

marble mouthed roid dwarf .
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