Bondith: "It was God's divine word that I be there. Originally, I was just going skip the ballot and just go to lunch that day," Houston said.Instead of making you go vote, wouldn't it be simpler just for God not to give the guy a heart attack?
offmymeds: Fark you, subby./registered Democrat
zabadu: Edward_Lapine: I find this story kind of fishy. As a paramedic, CPR is never that quick and clean. Ribs get broken, vomiting happens, and it's actually quite difficult to do efficient CPR with just one person. It's a very touching story that makes me smile, don't get me wrong. But, I'm pretty skeptical about it the whole process of this voter who "died" briefly.Me too. I'm a former EMT and I've never seen anyone recover that fast from "dying".
jigger: "He was dead," Houston said. "He had no heartbeat and he wasn't breathing. I started CPR, and after a few minutes, he revived and started breathing again. He knew his name and his wife's name."If you were revived, it means you weren't dead, eh.
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