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(Reuters)   Stocks up on news that someone is going to win the election   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, IXIC, futures contracts, industry sectors, European Economic Area, portfolio manager  
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2012-11-06 04:06:01 PM  
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Stocks have been rising for 32 months in anticipation of a Romney Presidency.
2012-11-06 03:54:35 PM  
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Someone? Rules out Romney. I think you need a soul to pull off "someone".
2012-11-06 03:52:19 PM  
1 vote:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Stocks climbed on Tuesday as some investors bet that Republican Mitt Romney could pull off a surprise victory in the presidential vote, citing gains in defense and energy shares.

Investors guess that Romney will win based on rising stocks which are rising because investors guess that Romney will win

Wow, how did the market ever crash in the first place?
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