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(The Register)   Dateline: Birdcage. This headline couldn't have more double entendres in it if it were written by Peter Haandi O'Scrotum   ( theregister.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, ornithologists, University of Vienna, cashew nuts, Current Biology, pebbles, twigs, Max Planck Institute, Oxford University  
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2012-11-06 02:02:14 PM  
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She looked longingly at my cuttlebone and whispered, "I wanna cracker". Moments from now, I knew, we would make sweet, passionate love. The kind of love that rouses the heavens and storms the depths. A primal coupling.

Or at least we would have, if this d-bag bird in my mirror wasn't all up in my face and frontin'. And what's that over there? Hey! Free gravel!
2012-11-06 01:01:30 PM  
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Welcome to El Reg, subby
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