Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: verbaltoxin: moss covered three handled family gredunzas for Gary Johnson.GAAAAAAHHHH!! ONE SHORT?!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULook at the bright side - you're Mr. Gredunza in the bank now!I can only laugh at those odds. That has happened twice today.Anyway how's the voting going in my old stomping grounds?In MO? Don't know...the wife and I voted early weeks ago. but, we drove by our usual polling place on the way to work, and the line was pretty long already.
HighOnCraic: [cache.gawker.com image 640x360]Anyone who takes Gary Johnson seriously after his fake debate with an Obama impersonator should be mocked relentlessly.On Thursday night, the sometimes-shirtless Stossel and his pal, Mustache, invited Brown and former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson onto their tv show to participate in a pretend debate. It was all such good, clean fun! Ha. But as this clip from Media Matters for America shows, Johnson seems to have taken the whole thing far too seriously-even knocking his head on his podium a few times to indicate frustration with the Fauxbama:LinkHow could anyone vote for a candidate who's willing to do something so silly to get attention?/Ron Paul fans, I'm also looking in your direction.Link
d23: I wish this was just a photoshop...[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 448x480]apparently these are being seen in Wisconsin....
d23: I know.. and I warned him in the last thread that there would be some comments.
fringedmyotis: ontribution this morning, still at the top. B
HighOnCraic: How could anyone vote for a candidate who's willing to do something so silly to get attention?
incendi: fringedmyotis: ontribution this morning, still at the top. BAt the top for me is "Romney has sex with chickens"
Schroedinger's Glory Hole: [i46.tinypic.com image 720x960] Quick and dirty
CPennypacker: OHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT HER YOU CAN HAVE HER SHE'S TOO FAT FOR ME
ITGreen: I assume I'm supposed to leave a comment, since it looks like everyone else has.
d23: CPennypacker: OHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT HER YOU CAN HAVE HER SHE'S TOO FAT FOR MEmuch worse than my comment.
Corvus: Car_Ramrod: Corvus: dehehn: [i935.photobucket.com image 640x360]Did he actually say "you can't drive a car with a windmill on it"?"We all like wind and solar, but you can't drive a car with a windmill on it."ARGG! What an idiot. And what a bunch of idiots who listen to him.
He_Hate_Me: [i67.photobucket.com image 600x515]In before his site mysteriously goes down, *right-click* + *save image as*
bwilson27: [www.hostingbytes.us image 720x960]
Martin Silenus: Voted in Bradenton, FL. The clerk gave me trouble. Swiped my card, then declared I was an "inactive voter." I told her this was impossible, as I had voted in 2008 and 2010. She looked miffed, called someone on the phone and kept spelling my name and birthdate for five minutes. And reluctantly admitted that I could indeed vote -- hell, she even said to this person "I'll LET him vote."
fringedmyotis: My Rmoney contribution this morning, still at the top. Because Torg.
Altitude5280: Forcing myself to listen toLimbaugh. 😱 Him saying "Imagine if this country were literally divided in half. Romney voters on one side and Obama voters on other. How soon would it be before the Obama supporters would be tunneling over to the Romney side?"
badaboom: TV's Vinnie: I hope you republicans all had your bungholes waxed today. You're gonna be on all 4's by 10PM for sure.I'm just curious how many liberals subscribe to this line of thinking. Given that the electorate is about 50/50 do you truly believe this about half your fellow Americans? Why so much hatred? Does anyone else here support what TV Vinnie thinks? Or is he an outlier?
FinFangFark: had to get in on the fun:[i.imgur.com image 850x580]
Coco LaFemme: I voted, the boyfriend voted. We wanted to vote early, but decided to come in early today, since we would be guaranteed to have hardly any wait time. My dad called me and asked me who I voted for, since apparently my politically leanings have been poorly advertised. He said he wanted to know if I changed my vote at the last minute.o_OI handed the phone to my boyfriend and told him I thought my dad was going senile.
Aracnix: Remember folks:There are not 2 choices for president. There are 6 candidates. Vote for which best represents you and your beliefs, not who you are told will or should win.(As a former Obama voter, may I direct my fellow disillusioned Democrats toward Ross Anderson of the Justice party...)
idsfa: SphericalTime: idsfa: Remember to Vote No Twice, Minnesota![img826.imageshack.us image 480x373]Who is that hot gay-friendly but blurry person?John Barrowman.Sorry about the picture quality, I didn't take it. He and his sister were at a book signing here in MN last weekend and they were both rockin' the "VOTE NO!" shirts
Corvus: bwilson27: [www.hostingbytes.us image 720x960]She is a cutie but kind of young... OMG I am getting old!!!
Tor_Eckman: In case anyone cares, Halo 4 is quite good so far.
doczoidberg: I feel a little bad.Should I take that picture down?
Herbie555: Martin Silenus: Voted in Bradenton, FL. The clerk gave me trouble. Swiped my card, then declared I was an "inactive voter." I told her this was impossible, as I had voted in 2008 and 2010. She looked miffed, called someone on the phone and kept spelling my name and birthdate for five minutes. And reluctantly admitted that I could indeed vote -- hell, she even said to this person "I'll LET him vote."Stories like this make me kind of stabby...
Aracnix: (As a former Obama voter, may I direct my fellow disillusioned Democrats toward Ross Anderson of the Justice party...)
d23: This is the only one that makes sense so far:[i48.tinypic.com image 240x238]
robsul82: Luke Russert says Obama has a 66K (10 point) lead in early voting in Iowa?
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