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(Jezebel)   Stephenie Meyer can't be bargained with, she doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear and she absolutely will not stop, ever   ( jezebel.com) divider line
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2012-11-06 10:17:13 AM  
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Come with me if you want to sparkle.
2012-11-06 11:19:53 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-06 10:30:36 AM  
1 vote:
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till she wrote a book before I could zero her.
2012-11-06 10:27:54 AM  
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Moonraper: I've read and enjoyed all the Twilight books, and also The Host. There. I said it.

Oh, god, I feel so much better now! I can stop living a lie!

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2012-11-06 09:03:12 AM  
1 vote:
She's just jealous of the attention EL James is getting by butchering Twilight fanfic.
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