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(US News)   Pacifiers may be among the deadliest things you can put in your toddlers mouth according to this not-at-all designed to induce panic non-report   ( health.usnews.com) divider line
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2012-11-06 01:09:30 PM  
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Mrs. Croesius and I were tossing around the idea of seeing how long we could go without using a pacifier on our offspring, then we found we're having twins. Something tells me having two lil uns "crying it out" in stereo might be too much...
2012-11-06 10:58:21 AM  
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Wash your pacifiers; you damn, dirty apes.
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