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(WTKR)   Two 'plank owners' (original crew members) of the USS Enterprise got to sail on her as she came home for the last time - 51 years after they launched her   ( wtkr.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Enterprise, plank owner, maiden voyage, Hampton Roads, Chief Petty Officer Bill Falls, Newport News  
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2012-11-06 10:32:20 AM  
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It's a nuclear wessel.
2012-11-06 09:47:54 AM  
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No comment
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2012-11-06 09:38:19 AM  
2 votes:
So they launched her in 2063?
2012-11-06 01:48:08 PM  
1 vote:
Just spin the reactors up to full capacity and shut off the cooling. The ship will self-scrap.
2012-11-06 10:13:20 AM  
1 vote:
Can they say "Its been a long road, getting from there to here, its been a long time..."
2012-11-06 10:03:32 AM  
1 vote:
I say we band together, install some automation, and sail her to the Straits of Hormuz, and search for the Genesis Mullah

/then kill him
2012-11-06 09:59:58 AM  
1 vote:

Slaves2Darkness: Langdon Alger: It's a shame that it can't be a floating monument/ tribute to all who served and all she saved.

Meh, useless overpriced piece of junk. Waste of hundreds of billions of dollars I say good riddance the only sad part about this is we built another farking useless overpriced piece of junk that will cost trillions of dollars over it's lifetime to replace this farking money pit.

Remember kids war machines are theft of your tax dollars, every single one of them.

I live with my mom. it's like you're not even trying.
2012-11-06 09:54:53 AM  
1 vote:
Nuta gros, reen?
2012-11-06 09:51:00 AM  
1 vote:

Arkanaut: I hope they're not redshirts.

2012-11-06 09:40:35 AM  
1 vote:
Did they remember their bayonets?
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