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(UPI)   Donkey sex suspect wants his animal back. Lawyer to appeal under "Don't ass, don't tell"   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Ocala, protective custody  
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2012-11-06 10:47:52 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-11-06 09:28:03 AM  
3 votes:
It's inter-species erotica.

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Misses his donkey.
2012-11-06 08:26:53 AM  
3 votes:
Hee-haw means hee-haw!
2012-11-06 11:21:28 AM  
2 votes:
Romero told the judge he believes he is in protective custody to keep him away from the donkey, named Doodle.

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2012-11-06 04:46:53 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "County officials said they plan to petition the court for custody of the donkey. The animal may then end up for adoption, officials said."

Am I the only one to read that as "Officials plan to peddle ass to public?"
2012-11-06 02:29:12 PM  
1 vote:

Resident Muslim: Ok. I admit I'm curious on one thing, when these (alleged) perverts come behind these hoofed animals, aren't they afraid the animal might kick back!
If you've ever spent time around farm animals (and teased a couple as kids) you would have seen just how hard these things can kick!

Bonus: search on YouTube for "cow does drop kick on a guy"

You've already thought about this way too much.
2012-11-06 12:04:53 PM  
1 vote:
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Yo, you guys are gonna miss this shiat! The big guy's gonna cornhole that ass! With his wiener!
2012-11-06 11:40:59 AM  
1 vote:
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