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2012-11-05 10:42:50 PM  
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jaylectricity: Coco LaFemme: People who don't vote should be paraded around town with a sign around their neck stating, "I'm an ignorant, uneducated buffoon who takes my civil rights in this country for granted." Small children should then pelt them with tomatoes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...when did we vote that it would be tomatoes?

See? That's what happens when you don't vote. Somebody else votes tomatoes.
2012-11-05 10:30:09 PM  
2 votes:

Happy Hours: Ahhh - and if it includes a provision allowing jaylectricity to be shot on sight, you'd be cool with that?

I'd be dead. Why would I care?
2012-11-06 05:17:13 AM  
1 vote:
Please do not vote for that brass necked gobshiate wi a face like a pig's erse.
2012-11-05 08:10:33 PM  
1 vote:
The odds are, you've just been too busy obsessing about the misfortunes of the Kardashians or the quality of your ringtone, to spend any time thinking about who might be the better president.

Well, that's your right. Unlike the Australians, we don't compel people to vote, and it would likely be a First Amendment violation if we tried. A refusal to vote can be seen as a statement that the electoral system is rigged, meaningless or so thoroughly corrupt as to deserve contempt. ("I never vote," one citizen said long ago. "It only encourages them.")

And there are other valid reasons for not voting. As a personal matter, I stopped voting more than a decade ago, on the grounds that it helped me as an analyst not to think about making a choice in the voting booth.

So ... he stopped voting because his ring tone wasn't obsessed with Kim Kardashian enough?
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