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(Top News (Arab Emirates))   British Prime Minister announces that scientists have achieved a breakthrough that would help diagnose dementia in three months instead of 18 months. Orderlies shuffle man away from the potato salad and apologize to bystanders for his outburst   ( topnews.ae) divider line
    More: Cool, medical technology, Alzheimer's Society, dementia, scientists  
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2012-11-05 04:54:11 PM  
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Suede head: Super news. "Well, Mr Smith, you'll be slowly degenerating into a burbling simpleton with no bowel control. We managed to diagnose this early due to new technology so you have fifteen months to think about the horror in store for you. No, of course we can't do anything to stop it".

...But seeing as your mind is rapidly degrading into a puddle of slime, we have taken the time to provide you with this documentation to join the Conservative party.
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