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(Inquisitr)   Man loses leg after being crushed by giant crucifix. His lawyer quickly vows to go after the church and crucify them   ( inquisitr.com) divider line
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2012-11-05 08:05:43 AM  
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Kevin Kitson, David Jimenez's attorney, explained that his client was given permission to clean the crucifix, which was in desperate need of some tender, loving care. Holding the 600 pound statue in place was a single screw, one that would ultimately prove worthless in the long run.

Fools! Everyone knows that Jesus must be nailed up, not screwed.

/Thus sealith my fate.
2012-11-05 12:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
Hey at least curing his wife's cancer didn't cost him an arm and a leg.
2012-11-05 12:20:13 PM  
1 vote:
So God can cure cancer, but can't keep a piece of wood attached to a wall.

"Damn it, Jimenez, I'm a doctor, not a carpenter!"
2012-11-05 09:10:40 AM  
1 vote:
The church should counter sue for payment for saving his wife
2012-11-05 08:18:20 AM  
1 vote:
Somebody thought magic came without a price.
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