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(The Sun)   ♫ You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and you don't poke a great white shark ♫   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2012-11-04 06:56:22 PM  
3 votes:
You don't?

moneyandshit.comView Full Size
2012-11-04 11:21:58 PM  
2 votes:

Apos: [img.thesun.co.uk image 500x265]

"Which brazen idiot should I eat first? Decisions,decisions....."

The one that had the peanut butter Snickers for lunch.

/"Eat both squares please...."
2012-11-04 09:45:21 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-04 07:40:20 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.comView Full Size

Btw, I approve of this thread
2012-11-04 06:24:25 PM  
2 votes:
Even if you have a two-piece custom-made pool cue?
2012-11-05 02:06:12 AM  
1 vote:
So it's a female shark?...

I'm a shark
I'm a shark
Poke my vag
I'm a shark
2012-11-04 10:45:54 PM  
1 vote:

bmr68: Stand your ground?

When one wants to it will tear him apart. It only takes one having a bad day.

No, no, I'm pretty sure that it will take love to tear us apart again.
2012-11-04 09:26:32 PM  
1 vote:
the-filmreel.comView Full Size

My God it's coming right at us help!
2012-11-04 09:12:34 PM  
1 vote:
Jaws quotes, a Farker spoken-wording (?) an atrocious song from a cheese movie and Jim Croce all in one thread.

I love this thread.

Great whites are farking scary, but the bull shark freaks me right out. Farker can swim in FRESH water. Fark that shiat.

/will catch 'im and kill 'im for 10
2012-11-04 08:59:41 PM  
1 vote:

Onkel Buck: If you want to try this in the safety of your home here is a simulator
[i277.photobucket.com image 480x640]

The last thing I wanna do is stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the table...
2012-11-04 07:44:31 PM  
1 vote:

Snapper Carr: "Would you like to confirm Not A Land Shark as your friend?"

I LOL'd.

BRB Candygram guy at the door...
2012-11-04 07:41:20 PM  
1 vote:

JonnyBGoode: The snapper is just a red herring.

Am not.
2012-11-04 07:29:03 PM  
1 vote:
The snapper is just a red herring.
2012-11-04 07:25:07 PM  
1 vote:

nytmare: Deep sea snapper Daniel Botelho and a pal

Ok there's two of them in the snapshot, and one of them is the snapper. Then who's snapping the snapshot?

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2012-11-04 07:23:38 PM  
1 vote:
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99.998er: Medic Zero: Just punch them in the nose!

...or kick them in the nads.

Damn you for making me GIS "shark testes". Huh? It might not be as easy as you think.
2012-11-04 07:23:10 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-04 07:20:07 PM  
1 vote:
lileks.comView Full Size

But what if, like, a shark tugged on Superman's cape, while he pulled the mask of the Lone Ranger, who was spitting at the shark who was upwind?
2012-11-04 07:18:27 PM  
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2012-11-04 07:12:58 PM  
1 vote:
That water would be considerably browner if I ever saw a shark that close.
2012-11-04 07:01:30 PM  
1 vote:

quatchi: Thank the FSM this was just a story about some guys dumb enough to go swimming with sharks and then poke them with a stick while taking photos. or a second there I thought sharks were starting to FB.

"Would you like to confirm Not A Land Shark as your friend?"
2012-11-04 06:59:18 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-04 06:13:45 PM  
1 vote:
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Hai Guise!
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