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(Austin News KXAN)   Brawl involving 17 strippers led to a man being struck in the eye with a high heel shoe and aggravated assault charge being filed against the woman who police say had flung the footwear. Authorities say man may have permanent vision loss, hairy palms   ( kxan.com) divider line
    More: Scary, assault charges, Hairy palms and soles, aggravated assault, Central Texas, deadly weapon  
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2012-11-04 07:26:26 PM  
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Christian Bale: eas81: Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Glad this was already expressed. I'll take some Sugars are P-10 for my strip clubs.

Translate that last sentence for those of us who don't speak Stripper?

The two best strip clubs in Austin are Sugars and Perfect 10. I believe he was trying to say "I'll take Sugars or P10 for my Strip Clubs"

When people say they love Austin, they usually mean west of I35, east is some rough shiat and southeast is a part you drive thru real fast.
2012-11-04 05:50:49 PM  
2 votes:
Last sentence FTFA: The affidavit did not say give a reason for why the women were fighting.

Are editors first things to go during budget cuts at news organizations?
2012-11-04 05:36:53 PM  
2 votes:
2012-11-04 10:38:01 PM  
1 vote:
What an ecdysiast may look like..

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'you know who' should get a kick out of this pic of Little Egypt since she's quite fond of the Chicago 'Columbian' Exposition..:-)

/so hot...
//and miss ya..'tho not a stalker..:-)

as an aside..is it against the rules to post a pic of 'silver bikini girl' in threads such as this?
2012-11-04 08:33:02 PM  
1 vote:

TuteTibiImperes: FTFA: According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, the fight was reported around 11:30 Friday night at Hot Bodies, 4134 Felter Lane in Southeast Austin.

/Felter? Damn near farked 'er

I had to look it up - it's near the probation office too, which makes sense. But the on hover review was something I had to share. (and may have to check out to be sure)

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2012-11-04 08:28:24 PM  
1 vote:

cig-mkr: Try and explain that one with the wife.

Or, you could marry a woman who is not a controlling harpy and has no problem with you going out to the strip club...

/it's not like they're that rare, my wife is fine with it, best friends girl goes to the club with us as do a couple of my female coworkers
2012-11-04 08:26:08 PM  
1 vote:

Farksteron: FTFA: "Southeast Austin"
Well that explains everything

Old hippies and Mexicans?
2012-11-04 07:35:41 PM  
1 vote:
So we don't know what the casus belli was?
2012-11-04 06:41:37 PM  
1 vote:

gblive: "Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind".

Maybe just he will just keep doing it until he needs glasses.
2012-11-04 06:38:07 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: [alltainment.tmexports.com image 480x720]
There is ho wrecks in the Champagne Room. 

The middle girl in the front row is subliminally giving me a chubby. I'll be in my bunk lotion & tissues.

I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.
2012-11-04 05:51:26 PM  
1 vote:
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Wanted for questioning.
2012-11-04 05:47:25 PM  
1 vote:
The Aristocrats
2012-11-04 05:12:04 PM  
1 vote:
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