theflatline: Generation_D: Something fairly sad when you need to tell fark how great your wife is, and how many girls you banged before marrying her, and how you didn't marry her for her looks....idk man.I met my wife when she was dressed like the swiss miss, wearing a baggy uniform, her hair in a bun, no makeup, and a hairnet. I asked her out because she had kind eyes and blushed easily. I had no idea she was beautiful. I asked her out because she was a good person, the looks department was a bonus, and when she met me for our first date, I did not recognize her because her hair was down and she was in street clothes.I did bang a lot of women before my wife, and she knows that. Cannot hide my past, old whores(me) die hard.
skinink: Haters gonna hate![weknowmemes.com image 300x406]
hundreddollarman: No pictures of said Victoria's Secret model? Fark, I am disappoint.
SkylineRecords: Whipping out his penis is considered currency in over 50 countries.
theflatline: I am not a traditionally good looking man
911Jenny: I would bang the hell out of him.I do not look like a Victoria's Secret model
Haliburton Cummings: [i48.tinypic.com image 660x495]what top shelf pussy looks like
theflatline: whatgble brag brag blah balh
Generation_D: think you're projecting just a wee bit much.
LonMead: I don't think there's an immediate replacement on deck... resumes are currently being compiled, and auditions start Wednesday.
voristrupp: Clooney will be hot til the day he dies Leo is starting to look like a petulant middle aged frump, and a bit feminine as though he's lost testosterone. I know he's rich, but on the basis of looks, he's got another 5 years.
Killer Cars: LegacyDL: Someone needs to get Leo, Clooney, Jeter, Timberlake, Jagger, John Mayer, Colin Farrell, and Charlie Sheen in a room just so they can all swap stories.Oh absolutely. Remember Jon Favreau's show Dinner for Five? That would be the perfect format.Get them in a restaurant, booze them up a little bit, and just let them trade tales.
thespindrifter: As a man who has been happily married for 13 years, I got a good chuckle out of this.
theflatline: I think he is projecting a bit, but there is some truth in his statement.I am not a traditionally good looking man, though it has been said I am charming and that goes a long way with the ladies. I had a wonderfully long career of dating attractive women without being rich or famous, and until I was 39 was content to be a bachelor, because the "top shelf" pussy always came easy.And I was content with my life, and then I met my wife, who is gorgeous, but hardly the best looking woman I have ever dated, no anywhere near a demon in the sack, but she is a wonderful person, makes me laugh, and stuck by me through thick and thin. So at the the ripe old age of 42 I got married.and while I do miss the different piece of ass I was getting every week, I do not miss the constant wearing of my game face and being on stage.And even now when I get some hot young thing, or old hot thing, i politely decline(although i do think about it). But at the end of the day I am content. I would not give up my hot, young, wife for anything. Hot and young are secondary to the great person that she is.But if I were Leo, I would tap that ass until I were 90.
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