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(Yahoo)   Now why would AP waste their time reporting on something stupid like this when there are polls to be scrutinized, signs and portents to be analyzed and learned pundits and prognosticators to be heard from?   ( divider line
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2012-11-03 05:34:21 PM  
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"Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly. "In the past year strange and fearful wonders have I seen. Fields sown with barley reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke hearts. There has been a hot day in December and a full moon. Calendars are made with a month of Sundays and a blue-ribbon Holstein bore alive two insurance salesmen. The earth splits and the entrails of a goat were found tied in square knots. The face of the sun blackens and the skies have rained down soggy potato chips."

"But what do all these things mean?" gasped Frito.

"Beats me, " said Goodgulf with a shrug, "but I thought it made good copy."
2012-11-03 10:09:00 PM  
1 vote:
It so pains me and my very own personal not-yours lady parts that "birth control" is even listed as an issue.

Seriously, did no one tell the GOP that women have had the vote since 1920? Because this isn't a "where do you stand on?" issue. It's supposed to be a NON-ISSUE like which celestial body is at the center of our solar system.
2012-11-03 08:09:39 PM  
1 vote:
The problem with writing a article about where Romney stands on the issues is that it has to be updated at least on a daily basis to account for the changes.
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