IgnorantBliss: Wait. I think we need to point out something. Mother finds razor in child's candy. Does mother call cops? No! SHE CALLS HER FARKING HOA!
NutWrench: That's a weird Halloween gift.
Archie Goodwin: It's not a razor, it's a message.
Psylent1: NutWrench: That's a weird Halloween gift.They ran out of toothpaste.
orclover: Somebody on that block is a god amongst trolls.
tzzhc4: This[foodcourtlunch.com image 360x360]and this[www.gomauri.com image 200x200]Are not the same. How exactly is this news? Unless the mom is completely hirsute and dad is a full face beard man I imagine they have razors in the house. Or is this the type of woman who tapes foam to all the corners in the house?
Ivo Shandor: "...but Worrell worries what could have happened if she had not checked the contents first..."Scenario #1: Kid looks at it, sees it's not candy, ignores it.Scenario #2: "Mommy, this lollipop tastes like bleeding."Guess which one is going to happen every. farking. time. in the real world. Save your outrage and hysteria for something like this.
tomWright: You know your child is hairy when someone starts anonymously donating razors to you./Did mom fark a Yeti or something?
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