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(Entertainment Weekly)   Oh goddammitsomuch with sparkles on top   ( popwatch.ew.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Stephenie Meyer, Stephanie, Taylor Lautner, Publishers Weekly, twi, alien races  
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14443 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 Nov 2012 at 8:05 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-02 08:20:54 PM  
3 votes:
I am so looking forward to Twilight: Collecting Social Security.
2012-11-02 08:38:10 PM  
2 votes:
...titty sprinkles?
2012-11-02 08:37:37 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-03 09:51:34 PM  
1 vote:
I thought Sparkles preferred the bottom.
2012-11-03 02:06:11 AM  
1 vote:
With who on top?

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I don't care which one of us is on top, I'm calling safeword. Your money's on the pillow, Stephenie, and I'll wash my horn off in my own good time.
2012-11-02 10:53:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-11-02 10:45:13 PM  
1 vote:
He: "I'm an immortal being with supernatural powers."

She: "Awesome! What do you do?"

He: "I hang around high schools and pick up girls."

She: "Taxi!"
2012-11-02 09:34:00 PM  
1 vote:

malaktaus: It was a fad and it has mostly run its course. She may write more books, but will anyone read them?

Wow, you are the king of wishful thinking. It's almost 2013 and Justin Beiber is still around, yet you think Twilight has run its course?
2012-11-02 08:36:23 PM  
1 vote:

timswar: Of course there are more stories for the a Twilight universe. They aren't had to think about. Jake's eventual incarceration for indecent liberties with a minor, Edward and Bella's realization that adolescent love might not be enough to build a presumably eternal relationship.

/I'm sure there are others but that's all I know of the plot from the links posted on Fark.
//Fark = Cliff's Notes for pop culture.

Except the stories are all glorified porn/fantasy, so there can't be real penalties for being stupid in fantasy land.
2012-11-02 08:21:58 PM  
1 vote:
kill it with fire.
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