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2012-11-02 05:51:54 PM  
3 votes:
no problem...sell it as coors light.
2012-11-02 05:38:06 PM  
3 votes:
Cartersville's Anheuser-Busch plant has switched over one of its lines from producing cans of beer to producing cans of emergency drinking water for victims of Superstorm Sandy.

Busch, eh? I'm surprised they had to switch lines.
2012-11-02 11:40:01 PM  
1 vote:
The off-label name for their canned water is Floodweiser.
Nice gesture.
2012-11-02 11:14:01 PM  
1 vote:

Madman drummers bummers: Has anyone else pointed out that it would be impossible to tell the difference between water and their regular product?

I know, I just can't help thinking there are some utterly hilarious jokes about that, if only Farkers would make some! I'd make the jokes myself but I'm just not funny enough.
2012-11-02 10:08:31 PM  
1 vote:
Finally, truth in advertising.

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Oh, wait, that's not their "beer"?
2012-11-02 09:47:47 PM  
1 vote:

erewhon: Ah, yes. Bud Light. Also known as Sex in a Canoe.

I was going to make that joke.
2012-11-02 09:38:51 PM  
1 vote:
Is this the thread where we talk about how bud is already water?
2012-11-02 09:38:07 PM  
1 vote:
Ah, yes. Bud Light. Also known as Sex in a Canoe.
2012-11-02 09:26:11 PM  
1 vote:

KrispyKritter: meanwhile anheuser-busch in newark n.j. continues high volume production of rat piss around the clock.

Actually, they idled that plant on Oct. 29 in anticipation of the storm and have yet to reopen it.

http://www.stltoday.com/business/columns/lager-heads/as-sandy-approac h es-a-b-closes-east-coast-facilities/article_39f4ab8d-5caa-5210-b7b4-62 5ae889194f.html
2012-11-02 09:24:48 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "We have a history of supporting relief efforts especially in times of disaster," said Plant General Manager Rob Haas.

So true. It took me quite an effort to relieve myself after drinking 12 bottles of your product while watching the Chiefs play on Thursday.
2012-11-02 09:15:53 PM  
1 vote:

dahmers love zombie: I see all the points have been covered. Good job, everyone.

2012-11-02 09:15:51 PM  
1 vote:
Someone should make a joke about the water tasting the same as some crappy beer.
2012-11-02 08:25:21 PM  
1 vote:
I see all the points have been covered. Good job, everyone.
2012-11-02 08:06:32 PM  
1 vote:
So their products taste better than usual
2012-11-02 05:59:06 PM  
1 vote:
So... Bud Light

/why is this news?
2012-11-02 05:37:10 PM  
1 vote:
Dear GOD! That's horrible! :-(
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