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(Daily Kos)   Mitt Romney: Russia is our #1 foe. Matt Romney: Hey Russia, can you invest capital in my California real estate venture?   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Mitt Romney, Russia, California, Governor of Michigan, Health Care, International, invested capital, plutocrats, Eugene Debs  
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2012-11-02 02:10:38 PM  
2 votes:
Mitt Romney: Russia is our #1 foe. Matt Romney: Hey Russia, can you invest capital in my California real estate venture?

Mutt Romney: Get me down off this car roof.
2012-11-02 01:16:46 PM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: Also Russia is very corrupt,

Still, Romney could teach them a thing or two.
2012-11-02 12:59:40 PM  
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sweetmelissa31: BunkoSquad: He's bringing Bapp to Russia because he's hoping to trade him, and get back the blue jeans and LP of "Purple Rain" he sent a surrogate over with to make a deal in 1985.

He's also going to spy on Soviet Dressage Horse, and current Olympic champion, Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev. I hear he may even bring over a vial of polonium.

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2012-11-02 12:43:36 PM  
2 votes:
How many farking sons does her have? So far I count Matt, Mutt, Brap, Bapp, Trip, Torg, Ford and Stewart.
2012-11-02 11:22:38 AM  
2 votes:
The real estate thing is just a cover story. Matt is bringing Bapp to a gulag.
2012-11-02 02:47:06 PM  
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2012-11-02 02:31:44 PM  
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Matt Romney?

He's honestly partyin.


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2012-11-02 01:31:44 PM  
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DirkValentine: Man, i don't know what's happened to you and the photoshops over the past months, but they crack me the fark up. I totally blow my cover here in the office on some of them.

The evolution of Fartson Herring's photoshops:

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2012-11-02 01:18:07 PM  
1 vote:
Peons! How dare you! You think working my way up with this silver spoon in my mouth, this chromium chafing dish for a brain, and this unyielding platinum scepter up my ass was easy?!

//For Trog! For Blaff! For Fopp! Onward Bleargh!
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2012-11-02 12:46:23 PM  
1 vote:
Why doesn't anyone have a son named Fapp? It sounds like a perfect name for someone from Wasilla or a member of a 19 century cult.
2012-11-02 12:29:52 PM  
1 vote:
No, no, no, Romney later changed his answer to Al Qaeda. Are we sure that he didn't ask Al Qaeda to finance his CA real-estate venture?
2012-11-02 11:08:14 AM  
1 vote:
Uh oh, there's two quantum Romneys!
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