the_peddler: Well, I know what my friends are getting for xmas.
SDRR: modified paper towel holder?
cgraves67: DIY sex toy. Is that like a modified wooden toilet paper roller?
mcwehrle: DIY sex toys?*looks at hands & vegetable drawer*mkayyyyy.....I got those.
Matthew Keene: modified rolling pin sawzall?
The Southern Dandy: mcwehrle: DIY sex toys?*looks at hands & vegetable drawer*mkayyyyy.....I got those.FTFY
BolloxReader: Friend of mine is an OB/GYN and he has some very interesting and cringe-inducing anecdotes carefully scrubbed of all identifying information.Play safe, don't become an anecdote.
Matthew Keene: Meow meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meow
StoPPeRmobile: SDRR: modified paper towel holder?Modified hot cocoa sampler box
Matthew Keene: What would you use this for? Me, I would shove the business end up my bunghole just enough so that when I farted, I'd sound like a locomotive.[www.piecesofvermont.com image 299x183]
ciberido: Matthew Keene: Meow meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meowDon't waste your time learning Cat. They're all damn liars, anyway.
Fark Rye For Many Whores: cgraves67: DIY sex toy. Is that like a modified wooden toilet paper roller?[declubz.com image 440x323]/when//you///see////it
filter: 21 farking pages to read on my iPhone?! Are you farking kidding me?!
Omahawg: [2nerd.com image 550x616]
Super Chronic: "How to Start Your Own Country" sounds like it could be a fascinating read, actually. Probably loaded with details that none of us even think of.
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