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(The New York Times)   The name of your next band: "Subversive Ping-Pong Balls"   ( rendezvous.blogs.nytimes.com) divider line
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2012-11-02 09:34:31 AM  
Let me guess, another Michelle Malkin piece, right?
2012-11-02 10:01:24 AM  
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Beijing has VLC!

/I...I got nuthin'
2012-11-02 11:58:08 AM  

Diogenes: Let me guess, another Michelle Malkin piece, right?

That's waisis.
2012-11-02 12:17:29 PM  
My band?

"Healthy White Baby"
2012-11-02 12:18:43 PM  
Ah, the ole' ping-pong ball trick.
2012-11-02 12:19:50 PM  
it only counts when the ping pong balls are shot out of the twats of asian hookers
2012-11-02 12:20:37 PM  
"This ping pong ball kills fascists"


2012-11-02 12:20:46 PM  
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If this weren't Fark this would have a chance of being obscure
2012-11-02 12:22:45 PM  
Dastardly act you say....
2012-11-02 12:25:33 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 445x314]

If this weren't Fark this would have a chance of being obscure

No, Hugo Weaving's Eyebrows! Don't steal my souuuuuul!
2012-11-02 12:27:09 PM  
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Translation: "That's him! That's the subversive running-dog capitalist ping-pong ball lackey!"
2012-11-02 12:31:08 PM  
Had a huge drunken fight with the GF last weeek. The next day we decided we'd form a band and call it the Vindictive Drunks.

Nobody steal that please. We're gonna use it.
2012-11-02 12:31:35 PM  
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Shake, shake it up new dance....
2012-11-02 12:33:05 PM  

Ebbelwoi: Had a huge drunken fight with the GF last weeek. The next day we decided we'd form a band and call it the Vindictive Drunks.

FWIW, the pillow talk after a round of ruthless makeup sex never disappoints.

/as such with the actual makeup sex.
2012-11-02 12:34:22 PM  

dickfreckle: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 592x394]

Beijing has VLC!

/I...I got nuthin'

Pathetic: That
More Pathetic: I laughed.
2012-11-02 12:35:53 PM  

Rufus Lee King: [i146.photobucket.com image 291x193]

2012-11-02 12:37:17 PM  
That reminds me of a stripper who could shoot a ping pong ball out of her snatch into a beer mug 15 feet away.
2012-11-02 12:37:50 PM  
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Don't worry, that retard doesn't even have a 1st grade education - no way he wrote anything in Chinese correctly.
2012-11-02 12:47:29 PM  
No, the name of my next band is The Fear Boners
2012-11-02 12:48:00 PM  
Apparently, China's government is so frail that it can be taken down by criticism.
2012-11-02 12:48:35 PM  
2012-11-02 12:48:58 PM  


and subby all made my profile.

/funny stuff
2012-11-02 12:54:11 PM  

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Also, dibs on:

Mouse Rat
Scarecrow Boat
Malice in Chains
Punch Face Champion
Flames for Flames
Taint Champion
Two Doors Down
The Andy Andy Andys
Andy and the D-Bags
Lance Armstrong's Uniball
Crackfinger (Andy Dwyer Solo Project)
God Hates Figs
Department of Homeland Obscurity
Magnum B.M. (Andy Dwyer Solo Project)
Puppy Pendulum
Possum Pendulum
Penis Pendulum
Ben Franklin and the Electric Keys
Jet Black Pope
Beatles McJagger
Majestic Erection
Butt Cup (Andy Dwyer Solo Project)
Scanning for Viruses
Balls of the Sun
Empire of the Balls
Pet Bible
Muscle Confusion
Worm Police
Just the Tip (Andy Dwyer Solo Project)
Ape Syphilis
Angel Snack
Nothing Rhymes with Orange
Everything Rhymes with Orange
Nothing Rhymes with Blorange
Ninja Dick
Scrotation Marks
...And You Will Know Us By Our Amazing Trail Mix
Dry Hump (Andy Dwyer Solo Country Music Project)
Catastrophe Diverted
Shark in the Toilet
Sweatpants Boner
The Assassination of Andy Dwyer by the Coward Robert Ford
2012-11-02 12:54:16 PM  
Is this a euphemism for the NBA Lottery.
2012-11-02 12:58:09 PM  
Bumpin Uglies played at the Blue Moon in Lafayette LA a couple weeks ago. That's a good name
2012-11-02 01:16:27 PM  
That would make a great name for a line of sex toys.
2012-11-02 01:17:55 PM  
I'm going to with simply: "Subversive Balls"

Because.... you know.
2012-11-02 01:44:04 PM  
My band:
Participation Trophy Wife.
2012-11-02 01:45:38 PM  
Pontius Pilate and The Nail Drivers


Raging Anal Warts

(someone else's imagination)
2012-11-02 02:26:03 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I'm going to with simply: "Subversive Balls"

Because.... you know.

Subversive Balls and their twelve clouds of joy
2012-11-02 02:57:45 PM  
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2012-11-02 03:07:50 PM  

Rufus Lee King: [i146.photobucket.com image 291x193]

Leaving satisfied!
2012-11-02 03:56:57 PM  
I have 15 ping pong balls were my right lung should be so I'm getting a kick out of... yada yada yada.
2012-11-02 05:10:40 PM  
Came for a Dave Barry reference. Leaving with the tiniest spark of memory at the Captain Kangaroo picture.
2012-11-02 05:47:33 PM  
My dad swears that Navy storekeepers used to refer to them as: BALLS, PONG, PING.
2012-11-02 07:52:58 PM  
mmm persimmons...
2012-11-02 10:17:12 PM  

Pawprint: Came for a Dave Barry reference.

I used to love Dave Barry. I wonder what he's up to nowadays.
2012-11-03 02:41:32 AM  
Nice job sticking some random twitter quote into the Time magazine quote's indented block, resulting in it looking like one quotation:

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