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(CBS News)   CBS News finds three ways Election Day could get ugly. Only three? They aren't even trying. Surely we could do a lot better coming up with Election Apocalypse scenarios   ( cbsnews.com) divider line
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2012-11-02 08:30:52 AM  
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2012-11-02 09:24:36 AM  
2 votes:
A disaster of biblical proportions! Real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
2012-11-02 10:54:11 AM  
1 vote:
At 1 AM on November 7th, after the speeches, photo-ops, and champagne, the newly re-elected President Obama's countenance fell as he headed for the meeting he'd been dreading all evening. The few hours of elation from victory had been already been thoroughly tainted with apprehension, and now, with his family and most of his aides asleep, there were no more legitimate reasons to keep his master waiting.

After descending an elevator to a torchlit hallway deep below the White House, Obama quickly donned his cloak and ceremonial leather chaps before humbly approaching the sequened obelisk in president's true inner sanctum. Bowing deeply and making a swishing motion with his hand, the president waited in silence.

A faint purple light began to emanate from above the pinnacle of the obelisk, accompanied by a tiny puff of glitter. A disembodied voice oozed in from the glowing void beyond.

"So, it's done, my little mocha dreamboat?"

"Yes, master."

Though the means by which he communicated with his patron no longer shocked him, Obama couldn't help but feel a chill as a wind, smelling faintly of body oil and shiraz inexplicably washed into the chamber. The deep but effeminate voice spoke again.

"I've upheld my end of the bargain, sugar. I've given you more time to get things ready on your end, so I know you're not going to dissapoint me, mmm-kay?"

"Of course not, my lord. While the scrutiny of the righteous Christians prevented me from completing the subterranean homosexual temptation generators during my first term, they should be fully operational within a year. Soon, heterosexuality will be a distant memory, and your circle of hell will be brimming with millions of the gayest souls in history! Your victory against the forces of light is all but assured."

A bemused giggle came from the throbbing void.

"For your sake, I certainly hope so. It would be a shame if I had to take you over my knee and give you a spanking, you naughty, naughty president. Go now and make it happen. Toodles!"

The unnatural light vanished as quickly as it had appeared, leaving Obama alone in the dark. There was no turning back.
2012-11-02 09:56:51 AM  
1 vote:

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 600x515]

2012-11-02 09:49:39 AM  
1 vote:
Worst case scenario would be a loss by the Popular Vote and a near tie on the Electoral Vote, broken in a questionable manner by the state where his brother is Governor....
2012-11-02 09:39:59 AM  
1 vote:
November 6 - Election Day.

November 7 - Liberal Hunting Season begins.

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2012-11-02 09:34:49 AM  
1 vote:

BunkoSquad: Still five days left for Mitt to bust out the N-word

2012-11-02 09:29:55 AM  
1 vote:

namatad: somedude210: /yes, I know you were being sarcastic :-D

I missed counter-sarcasm?? stupid morning brain. WAKE UP

Don't worry about it, my sarcasm is pretty dry
2012-11-02 09:26:52 AM  
1 vote:
Are you asking for a realistic worst-case scenario?

Romney wins and enacts his vision of America's future.
2012-11-02 09:12:30 AM  
1 vote:
Still five days left for Mitt to bust out the N-word
2012-11-02 08:57:27 AM  
1 vote:
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North Korea invades along aside Cuban backed mercenaries all with the support of Obama
The Elders on Zion counter attack with a revived Golam of Prague
Having none of this the lizard people rise up and declare we must once again sacrifice virgins and first born to them
In a surprise final twist Xenu escapes and enslaves the Earth setting in motion a chain of events that ends in Battle Field Earth becoming reality

2012-11-02 08:52:50 AM  
1 vote:
I just hope the dems stay the centrist party. It is the best way to marginalize the nuts on both sides.

Plus, here is to hoping that on day 1 of President Obama's second term, that he massively trolls the nuts:
signs an executive order decriminalize drugs
forces the DEA to spend all of its resources for education and treatment
wears a taqiyah to his inauguration
requires all states to use optical scanner ballots and provides funding to replace equipment in big cities only

brokers a lasting peace deal between palestine and israel, which is embraced by muslims everywhere
2012-11-02 08:09:42 AM  
1 vote:
The news breaks tomorrow with proof positive that Obama was born in Kenya.

Seriously, I wish that would actually happen, because I'd love to see how that would pan out. Too bad it won't, as he was clearly born in Hawaii, but that would be fun to see.
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