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(CNN)   The USS Enterprise is on its final deployment, will be escorting peace delegates to some place called "Khitomer"   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Viet Cong, North Vietnam, warships, boilers, South Vietnam, USS Enterprise, flight deck, Gulf of Tonkin  
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3660 clicks; posted to Geek » on 02 Nov 2012 at 10:26 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-02 10:13:39 AM  
5 votes:
nuclear wessels
2012-11-02 09:53:22 AM  
4 votes:
I don't give a shiat about this. Until we close our secret prisons on Rura Penthe, I will not support this administration.
2012-11-02 11:48:12 AM  
3 votes:
After its nuclear fuel and eight reactors are safely removed, CVN-65, The USS Enterprise, will be cut up and sold for scrap.

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2012-11-02 10:45:49 AM  
2 votes:
If I were human. I believe my response would be "go to hell". If I were human...
2012-11-02 10:33:33 AM  
2 votes:
Uss enterprise? I thought that was where you went to rent warships.
2012-11-02 04:44:43 PM  
1 vote:

Maul555: that bosnian sniper: ...cut up and sold for scrap? Aww, to hell with that. Clean it up, turn it into a museum.

they literally cant. they have to cut big holes in the ship to get the nuclear reactors out... it would have to be rebuilt after that.

My God what is this, the dark ages+
2012-11-02 03:13:20 PM  
1 vote:
"There is a petition out there to name one of the new class (CVN-80) of carrier the Enterprise."

I'm counting on Excelsior....

/Bucket of bolts
2012-11-02 12:22:16 PM  
1 vote:
After its nuclear fuel and eight reactors are safely removed, CVN-65, The USS Enterprise, will be cut up and sold for scrap

Does this mean that Gillette will begin selling self warming, 5-blades razors in 2014?
2012-11-02 11:00:22 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: My brother was serving aboard her back in the 80s when they filmed scenes for Top Gun.

/cool story (about my) bro

I had a friend (who was a Grape) that served on the Enterprise when they filmed Top Gun...said they had sooo many wimpy takes with Cruise throwing Goose's dog-tags out to sea the director finally got fed up and said, "Throw'em like a man, Tom". A good chunk of the crew was standing around when this happened at his little self stormed off the set.

2012-11-02 10:31:35 AM  
1 vote:
Only Nixon could go to China.
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