RedPhoenix122: Dennis Miller is on Fark?
libranoelrose: RedPhoenix122: Dennis Miller is on Fark?He wouldn't last a minute.
crabsno termites: libranoelrose: RedPhoenix122: Dennis Miller is on Fark?He wouldn't last a minute.Miller might last. Maher? Dead out of the gate./Neither is Mort Sahl.
abhorrent1: Turtle fought for its lifeAnd by fought for its life, they mean it sat there and waited for the snake to give up.
freakymescan: How would you like it if someone took a steak from your mouth?!
Squawky: Must've been a terrapinning situation for the turtle.
RicosRoughnecks: That type of turtle would not drown before the anaconda, and as long as the shell didn't crack right away the turtle was in little danger. Even turtles know Defense wins championships!/I've seen tortoises chewed on by lions until the shell breaks, and still survive
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