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(UPI)   Good: Neighbor sees flames in apartment and calls the fire dept. Bad: Flames were from fireplace dvd   ( divider line
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2012-11-02 01:47:49 AM  
2 votes:
I'd rather have a neighbor who thought enough to call the fire department over a fireplace DVD than one that let my house burn down.
2012-11-02 02:22:59 AM  
1 vote:
Hey! I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten!
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