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(Sun News Network)   Woman wants $25,000 because neighbour boy's basketball just might clog her arteries   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Weather Channel%, Sun News, arteries, basketball  
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18750 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Nov 2012 at 1:10 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-01 01:12:55 PM  
5 votes:
If I were her, I'd be more worried about that basketball clogging her GI tract after I shoved it up her ass.
2012-11-01 01:58:48 PM  
3 votes:
That kid needs to trade the basketball in for a set of bagpipes.
2012-11-01 01:20:58 PM  
2 votes:
I thought that Canada's health care system would eliminate the need for her to spend $25,000 on the operation needed to extract the sand from her vagina.
2012-11-01 01:20:41 PM  
2 votes:
Canadian people problems.
2012-11-01 01:49:21 PM  
1 vote:

Coelacanth: I'd be playing Twisted Sister out loud from 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM.

Twisted Sister? What is that it? You sit here all day playing that sick, repulsive electric twanger! What do you want to do with your life???
2012-11-01 01:42:59 PM  
1 vote:
This woman Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
2012-11-01 01:29:48 PM  
1 vote:
sounds like someone isn't getting laid enough. someone should start a service for these kind of people, to give them orgasms on a regular basis. I bet these kinds of stories would all but disappear.
2012-11-01 01:25:39 PM  
1 vote:
I know that it would obviously be abused and is a terrible overreaction of a solution, but I really wish that we could just have people executed that brought dumbass sh*t like this to court.
2012-11-01 01:17:36 PM  
1 vote:
She should stop eating basketballs, then.
2012-11-01 01:17:02 PM  
1 vote:
Where do these people come from? This just makes me sad. I hope she dies. But what will they do with her 40 cats?
2012-11-01 01:15:42 PM  
1 vote:
So appropriate:

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