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(Hardball Talk)   Eccentric pitcher Pascual Perez, 67-68 in an eleven-year career with the Pirates, Braves, Expos, and Yankees, murdered in the Dominican Republic   ( divider line
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2012-11-01 03:49:26 PM  
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Harv72b: Treygreen13: I hope that when I'm introduced to death in a grisly murder, someone lists my major league record in the headline.

I'd stick to your NFL credentials:

Treygreen13, who threw 85 fewer interceptions than Tony Romo (so far), viciously slain by pack of roaming armadillos in scuttle-by killing

way to do only single season records harv
2012-11-01 01:34:02 PM  
1 vote:
Dear baseball players from other countries,


Signed, Chester

Seriously though, one day after receiving his MLB pension check. Probably hadn't even cashed it yet.
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