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(Washington Post)   "Why the empty stridency of the last days of Obama's last campaign? Perhaps he feels an earthquake's first tremors." OMG THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE COMING, TOO?   ( divider line
    More: Scary, obama, human beings, Alexis de Tocqueville, long drive, reproductive rights, Arthur Miller, earthquakes, Biden  
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2012-11-01 01:10:15 PM  
3 votes:
You'll have to excuse the Republicans' confusion: they aren't used to seeing a President competently respond to a natural disaster.
2012-11-01 09:40:23 AM  
3 votes:

sigdiamond2000: 'Tis said two things not worth running after are a bus or an economic panacea, because another will come along soon.

Where? Where is that said? On a European See 'n Say next to the cow that says "shazoo"?
2012-11-01 09:14:54 AM  
3 votes:
To be fair, George Will and Charles Krauthammer do share a single brain over there at the Post. I think this is Charles' week with it.
2012-11-01 12:48:07 PM  
2 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Hahahaaaaaaa, Obama is TOAST.

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Dry. Crisp. Tasty.

2012-11-01 10:08:19 AM  
2 votes:

eraser8: It amazes me that man has a Ph.D. and won a Pulitzer.

It makes me embarrassed for Princeton. And, Columbia.

My alma mater gave us Andy Rooney. That's bad.

But it gave us Howard Fineman, which is good.

But it gave us (my former poli sci classmate) Monica Crowley. That's bad.

In short, I feel like frogurt now.
2012-11-01 09:13:02 AM  
2 votes:

NutWrench: Ah, George Will. The thinking man's whargarble.

I prefer "the ignorant man's intellectual".
2012-11-01 09:07:57 AM  
2 votes:
Ah, George Will. The thinking man's whargarble.
2012-11-01 12:57:32 PM  
1 vote:

Bloody William: I realize Will made it his own style and it's sort of his signature, but Jesus fark is his writing pretentious claptrap. We're talking Dennis Miller with a thesaurus.

Quoted for truth.
2012-11-01 12:51:23 PM  
1 vote:
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That poor chicken
2012-11-01 10:29:01 AM  
1 vote:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: eraser8: It amazes me that man has a Ph.D. and won a Pulitzer.

I know a lot of marginally smart people with a Ph.D. and Dave Barry won a Pulitzer.

Dave Barry deserves a Pulitzer. A PhD takes hard work, not brains (unless your PhD is in "Zombie Studies").

TFA is what happens when you run derp through Google Translate (first translating to "Chinese", then to "highfalutin gibberish").

// if you ran that through on "authentic frontier gibberish", you get Sarah Palin
2012-11-01 09:56:17 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Hey, now. That's Newt's job.

Newt's what a stupid person thinks a smart person sounds like. He's The Big Bang Theory of right wing politics.
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