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(HitFix)   Fatty Neck-Beards Need Not Apply: 10 dream directors to replace George Lucas on the next Star Wars   ( hitfix.com) divider line
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2012-10-31 03:38:20 PM  
2 votes:
no love for Tarantino?

Luke: Want some Tauntaun?

Han: No, man. I don't eat Tauntaun.

Luke: Are you Hothian?

Han: Nah, I ain't Hothian. I just don't dig on Tauntaun, that's all.

Luke: Why not?

Han: Tauntaun are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Luke: Yeah, but tauntaun bacon tastes good. Tauntaun pork chops taste good.

Han: Hey, Gamorrean guards may taste like Princess Leia's pussy, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarkers. Tauntauns sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Luke: How about a Jawa? Jawa eats its own feces.

Han: I don't eat Jawa either.

Luke: Yeah, but do you consider a Jawa to be a filthy animal?

Han: I wouldn't go so far as to call a Jawa filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a Jawa's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Luke: Ah, so by that rationale, if a Tauntaun had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Han: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfarking Tauntaun. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Salacious Crumb on Tattooine, you know what I'm saying?

Luke: [laughing] That's good.
2012-10-31 02:58:58 PM  
2 votes:
Unless we want more "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo; so long ago when there was nothing but our love..."-type dialog, the focus should be finding dream script writers...
2012-10-31 02:40:41 PM  
2 votes:
I think Alan Smithee could work wonders on an adaptation.
2012-10-31 06:39:18 PM  
1 vote:

Lunchlady: I'd get behind this. The scene everybody remembers from Episode 4 (aside from the trench run) is the cantina. Imagine a cantina scene with smugglers and general underbelly of the galaxy directed by Scorsese.

Now the guy's got Jabba as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Jabba. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Jabba. Trouble with the Empire, deliveries, Boba Fett, he can call Jabba. But now the guy's gotta come up with Jabba's money every week, no matter what. Business bad? fark you, pay me. Smugglers dropped their load? fark you, pay me. Place got hit by sand people, huh? fark you, pay me.
2012-10-31 04:24:04 PM  
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2012-10-31 04:12:10 PM  
1 vote:
Why not let Guy Ritchie direct a Brit caper SW episode... hell, they film the movies in England anyway. Jason Statham as Han Solo... could do worse.

Solo: No, Chewie. There's a blaster in your trousers. What's a blaster doing in your trousers?
Chewbacca: blaarrgh.
Solo: Protection from what? "Zee Stormtroopers"?
2012-10-31 03:02:03 PM  
1 vote:
"What's that movie you like so much? The one about the farking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's farking farked his sister. Lego. They're all made of farking lego."
2012-10-31 02:54:24 PM  
1 vote:

cgraves67: Ebenator: Does not approve of your headline, subby.

I was going to suggest Kevin Smith for shiats & giggles, but I run into the same problem.

kevin smith directing a star wars movie would result in something much like jackson's remake of 'king kong'. a wee bit too fanboyish, wound up souring the movie in a lot of ways.

on the other hand, seeing jason mewes cast as han solo would pwn.
2012-10-31 02:41:29 PM  
1 vote:
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Does not approve of your headline, subby.
2012-10-31 02:33:58 PM  
1 vote:
List fails without David Lynch.
2012-10-31 02:08:42 PM  
1 vote:
I'd say Ridley Scott, but I really don't think that I could handle an Ewok bursting out of a Stormtrooper's chest.
2012-10-31 01:40:02 PM  
1 vote:
i hope it involves rebuilding the death star two more times.
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