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(NBC News)   John McCain really took today's "storm relief rally" to spending his entire speech accusing Obama of a coverup in Libya   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, John McCain, obama, Libya, 2008 presidential candidate, stump speeches, GOP presidential, cover up, NBC News  
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2012-10-31 05:48:04 AM  
9 votes:
See, if he had won this would NOT have been an issue.

He would have died from the stress -- or a "tragic accident" where he was mysteriously crushed under 281 bags of falling Husky Chow -- by mid-2009. Eventually a French newspaper would have printed a "Who Wore It Better" photo of President Palin and Carla Bruni wearing the same $5,000 pantsuit with the caption "Madame President...more than your poll numbers are sagging" and Sarah would have
nuked every French and Italian city, turning the Mediterranean into a radioactive swamp of death.

This bold act of leadership would not only have prevented Iran from reaching the sea via Syria, but would have rendered much of Libya uninhabitable due to fallout and radiation poisoning. Ergo, no Benghazi consulate attack.
2012-10-31 05:27:20 AM  
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2012-10-31 05:23:01 AM  
4 votes:

Alphax: Do I even want to know what they imagine President Obama did wrong in Libya?

Well, beating McCain in the 2008 election, for one. Now, as far as Libya goes, Buildabear Heftybag Fartbambo squandered McCain's golden opportunity to launch a military invasion of Iran, Syria, Egypt, Finland, Trinidad, Tobago, Haiti, North Dakota, Cincinnati, and that biatchy waitress at the Cracker Barrel who refused to bring him extra biscuits.
2012-10-31 06:35:52 AM  
3 votes:
Aww, ain't that cute.

He tried to squirt me with a piffly little squirtgun.

[fires back]

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2012-10-31 07:06:39 AM  
2 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: heap: Uchiha_Cycliste: Make no mistake, I don't agree with McCain or Lantawa, but you'd do much better to say McCain is a tool and anyone who believes him is a fool than to just blow off his defenders by attacking them. It just makes you look like, well, the GOP. We're better than that.

nice and circular. call them a fool, but don't attack them. compare somebody to something as dastardly as the GOP, but don't attack them.

in a way, i get what you're saying. in another way, i recognize that we're on fark - and the ultimate answer to everything in front of us is actually 'your mom is a whore'. and no, we really aren't better than that.

Well poo.
I was hoping to encourage no name-calling at all.

you're a fool! a foolish fool! now, give me your mom's phone number.
2012-10-31 05:25:57 AM  
2 votes:
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My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said.

Arizona, lulz
2012-10-30 10:49:15 PM  
2 votes:
Republicans, just so you know.
Benghazi is not a meme.

But "Benghazi is not a meme" is a meme.

Just so we're clear.
2012-10-30 09:38:12 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of sanity...
2012-10-31 11:05:50 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-31 08:54:55 AM  
1 vote:

lantawa: Looser......Try a dictionary some time. It might reveal these things called "words that mean something

You have no idea how farking hilarious you are, do you? Here's a hint: Loose and Lose are two different words.
2012-10-31 08:26:17 AM  
1 vote:
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McCain could of crashed a plane into the attackers.
2012-10-31 07:47:13 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-31 07:43:10 AM  
1 vote:
Where is his sexy sidekick, Dee Dee McPalin.
2012-10-31 07:41:34 AM  
1 vote:

Mixolydian Master: fark this guy. He actually goes and meets with dictators. Thinks they're interesting. I wouldn't take his advice on whether or not to drink a glass of piss.
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Sounds like McCain likes to pall around with terrorists.

Gaddafi brought down Pan Am 103 and McCain brought down 5 Navy jets, so I guess they did have things in common.
2012-10-31 07:26:12 AM  
1 vote:

lantawa: Come out and play. Let me finish. McCain. Obama. Herp a derp, yer Momma.

Oh look, the best he can do is Yer Mama.

What a stupendously excruciating effort that must have been.

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2012-10-31 07:02:40 AM  
1 vote:
Well, at least Issa will have something to work on for the next four years. Win-win, I suppose. if you take it that way
2012-10-31 06:28:53 AM  
1 vote:
Why bother with an AC-130? We shoulda just nuked the whole country the minute one of those terrorists stepped on our sovereign soil! Of course Barry Hussein 0bama would never attack his pals.
2012-10-31 05:18:12 AM  
1 vote:

Alphax: Do I even want to know what they imagine President Obama did wrong in Libya?

Not order an immediate invasion of Sudan. That's what a Republican would've done!
2012-10-30 11:52:07 PM  
1 vote:
I just watched Game Change. He came across as a great above it all kinda guy, but I'm not sure why he didn't kill his entire staff.
2012-10-30 11:45:46 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-30 09:58:30 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, look, another Republican veteran standing up for a draft dodger.

Remember when Republicans hated draft dodgers?

Good times, good times.
2012-10-30 09:26:14 PM  
1 vote:
I guess John was pissed because they didn't include him in on the decision process. He does get angry when left out of military matters.

He was almost the President, after all.
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