unlikely: I've never had premarital sex.And that will remain true so long as I never get married.
RoyBatty: New study indicates that Jews are more likely to have premarital sex than members of any other religionThere's a joke in that headline, but I'm not going to say it.
Ed Grubermann: ACCESS DENIED! Good one, subby.
Whar'sMuhWhiskey: RoyBatty: New study indicates that Jews are more likely to have premarital sex than members of any other religionThere's a joke in that headline, but I'm not going to say it.Ha Ha Ha! Good one Roy! I'm doing pretty well post-marital, too...
Whar'sMuhWhiskey: Ha Ha Ha! Good one Roy! I'm doing pretty well post-marital, too...
phenn: Gawker's network is also in the tank this morning.
Well Armed Sheep: So, church is a good place to pick up chicks? Well, I never!Is Temple the same?
Nogale: Well, it helps when the woman can be fairly certain that her male relatives won't murder her for impinging on the family's "honor."
God-is-a-Taco: phenn: Gawker's network is also in the tank this morning.Sandy has earned my approval.May the Gawker network drown in the watery abyss and never be recovered.
TeamVanHelsing: That's because people in other religions tend to marry insanely early.
shotglasss: Society will be a lot better off once people stop worrying about who's farking who and make sure they've got their OWN house in order.Ban all religion and we'll all start to get along.
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