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(Yahoo)   ,pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$united states|661e4 8387d5b10048291 c076b8e3055c; ap_subject_id:general   ( divider line
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24806 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Oct 2012 at 5:01 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-28 06:50:03 PM  
Wouldn't it be so much easier if instead of having a long, complicated address, each place had a simple 128-bit identifier?
For example: I stayed with the inlaws in d2f8d8a882c710048915df092526b43e last week. Nice place to visit but I wouldn't wanna live there.
2012-10-28 06:59:35 PM  
2012-10-28 07:00:57 PM  

Ed Finnerty: pfffbbbttt (NSFW)

2012-10-28 07:07:17 PM  
Even if it is just a meaningless series of characters or a computer generated data, like TFA, all articles must have at least two paragraphs where the second one is the exact copy of the first one.

This is the problem with modern journalism.

/the other problem is e;
2012-10-28 07:08:06 PM  
In other words....

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2012-10-28 07:12:20 PM  

rjs983: Seriously, another one of these gets greenlit and I haven't gone green in 6 months?

You poor thing, how will you ever survive?
2012-10-28 07:20:08 PM  
Recorded footage of the oral dictation of this article:
2012-10-28 07:22:51 PM  

zulius: Has anyone checked if someone at Yahoo has had a seizure?

Thats what I was wondering, while we are here having a snark fest is there some poor dude at Yahoo twitching his last after having a aneurysm?

/not that I really care one way or the other, just wondering
2012-10-28 07:29:53 PM  
Well this is surely a sign of the end times.
2012-10-28 07:32:37 PM  

rjs983: Seriously, another one of these gets greenlit and I haven't gone green in 6 months?

you poor baby, that's horrible. My heart goes out to you and you are in my prayers. you think you will be alright?
Would it help if we started a collection or held a vigil? I bet I can get my youth group to make a banner.
2012-10-28 07:49:08 PM  
Everybody $pf$nic!
2012-10-28 07:54:09 PM  
$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$ --CARRIER LOST--
2012-10-28 07:58:18 PM  
I'm turned on by Catherine being turned on.
2012-10-28 08:01:44 PM  
And now the weather.
2012-10-28 08:06:50 PM  

cleveralthere: quad

I see a strongba in there ... but... it's being eaten by some linux or something.

/Gonna get in there and mix it up
//crapfully yours
2012-10-28 08:11:13 PM  

FloydA: Looks like Yahoo News is improving the quality of their articles.

No place to go but up.
2012-10-28 08:17:52 PM  

rjs983: Seriously, another one of these gets greenlit and I haven't gone green in 6 months?

I haven't been green in 7 years. quiturbiatchen.
2012-10-28 08:28:12 PM  

portnoyd: Recorded footage of the oral dictation of this article

We already saw that in Ed Finnerty's post
2012-10-28 08:34:51 PM  
Looks like Yahoo's NEWGEN 2000 is on the fritz again. Maybe we could loan them some of our infamous troll-bots?
2012-10-28 08:50:37 PM  
Thanks Obama!
2012-10-28 09:00:24 PM  
My favorite part of the article was: pf$pf$pf$pf
2012-10-28 09:03:57 PM  
Looks like they left the job of parsing AP's XML feed to the unpaid intern.

/really, the AP's XML feed is...special.
2012-10-28 09:08:49 PM  
Soooo, looks like I ought to submit a resume. . .
2012-10-28 09:13:28 PM  
Sounds like something that needs tungsten to live.
2012-10-28 09:17:52 PM  
No, I did not do that.
2012-10-28 09:24:57 PM  
Now mind you I sure wanted to do that to FecesBuk and my browser earlier today, but....that's, like, just my opinion, man.
2012-10-28 09:59:15 PM  
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2012-10-28 09:59:15 PM  
So they're posting in Welsh now?
2012-10-28 09:59:54 PM  
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2012-10-28 10:19:06 PM  
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2012-10-28 10:35:24 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Klerk lives!
//page widening troll

Not obscure, pretty sure I'm still $rtbl'ed, haven't had mod points there in 9 years.
2012-10-28 10:39:47 PM  
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2012-10-28 10:44:14 PM  
2012-10-28 10:52:00 PM  
2012-10-28 10:58:41 PM  
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2012-10-28 10:59:17 PM  
I envisioned a poor weather reporter live on the scene filing his weather report online when Sandy came along and pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$pf$p
2012-10-28 11:07:37 PM  

WeenerGord: I got your $pf$pf$pf right here.

I'm going to Taco Bell later, so I want all my $pf$pf$pf in $2 bills, please.
2012-10-28 11:07:54 PM  
liberal bias
2012-10-28 11:09:30 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: Appropriate...

I wasn't that impressed with the actual song, but the video was very nice, so thank you for that alone.
2012-10-28 11:37:08 PM  
And now for something else completely different.
2012-10-29 12:04:44 AM  
Wow. I'm surprised subby didn't link to a Gawker version of the article.
2012-10-29 12:12:32 AM  
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2012-10-29 12:40:13 AM  
I submitted this with a headline
2012-10-29 02:29:18 AM  
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2012-10-29 03:53:46 AM  
Must be take your cat to work day at Yahoo news
2012-10-29 04:01:22 AM  
I guess you can only cut & paste the same article so many millions of times before it degrades entirely.
2012-10-29 05:22:01 AM  
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Considers it a journalistic masterpiece.

2012-10-29 05:55:11 AM  
No use of the $pffy tag?
2012-10-29 09:25:47 AM  

dabbletech: I submitted this with a headline

ha - well played
2012-10-29 11:07:22 PM  

NephilimNexus: I guess you can only cut & paste the same article so many millions of times before it degrades entirely.

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Totally agrees

/Hot like a dolphin or something
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