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(Denver Post)   They see me rollin': Denver police department unveils low-rider squad car   ( divider line
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2012-10-27 07:40:14 PM  
7 votes:
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What a Denver Low-Rider might look like...
2012-10-27 07:40:16 PM  
3 votes:
You have the right to remain silent and to....take a little trip, take a little trip, take a little trip with me..
2012-10-27 07:36:16 PM  
3 votes:
They're going to end up pulling themselves over.
2012-10-27 06:34:35 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-27 08:42:34 PM  
2 votes:
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/havent read the article
//havent read the thread
//masively drunk
///fark all y'all
2012-10-27 09:28:22 PM  
1 vote:
Subby: "They see me rollin': Denver police department unveils low-rider squad squat car"

2012-10-27 08:36:37 PM  
1 vote:
A few years ago, my two eldest nephews arrived at a family gathering in a truck they had modified so that each wheel could be raised or lowered separately from the others. One drove the truck while the other used a control box to tilt from side to side and raise and lower the front and rear end. It made it easy to track where they were. Whenever we heard someone drawl "Wut the he-yell?" and start laughing, when knew they had been spotted.
2012-10-27 07:29:55 PM  
1 vote:
Those Homeland Security grants are a pretty sweet deal...
2012-10-27 07:27:45 PM  
1 vote:
Does the tailpipe go WOOO-WOOOO?
2012-10-27 07:19:20 PM  
1 vote:
Seems like money well spent.
2012-10-27 05:09:16 PM  
1 vote:

Needs more fuzzy dice on the mirror. :P

/this would make a pretty good Photoshop contest, I think...
2012-10-27 05:09:11 PM  
1 vote:
And now that's stuck in my head.

/doot-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot- doot
//doot doot-doot
///doot doot
2012-10-27 05:08:21 PM  
1 vote:
The car is the department's second lowrider, surpassing its predecessor's hydraulic lifts with state-of-the-art air pumps.

So they decided a lowrider was such a good idea, they'd make a second one.

Denver, you so silly.
2012-10-27 04:57:07 PM  
1 vote:
They should make a stereotypical car for all the races.
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