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(Reuters)   Just when you think Frankenstorm could not get any worse: it may go nuclear   ( reuters.com) divider line
    More: Scary, u.s. east coast, U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission, Hurricane Irene, Duke Energy, Delaware River, punching power, high wind, Delmarva Peninsula  
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2012-10-28 10:15:14 AM  
2012-10-28 10:47:32 AM  

namegoeshere: SFSailor: Really REALLY don't like how long it takes to have a hurricane. The lead up, the vague predictions, the anxiety, the long storm itself, etc. Criminey. At this point, let's just do this thing. Earthquakes are best disaster I think.

Good luck and stay safe, farkers. And go Giants!

Nah, because they're over before you know they're happening. Now tsunamis, there's a good disaster. You get a few hours to get cameras and Jim Cantore on scene, but there's none of this dragging it out for days and days.

2012-10-28 11:17:11 AM  

My pr0n name is Tom Seaview: katfairy: Seriously- a state whose highest point is less than 500 feet above sea level is not somewhere I'd want to be during this type of storm. Good luck.

Thanks. We're about 60 feet above sea lavel, and far enough from the river that any plausible storm surge will stay off our lawn.

We're not expecting local violence, but we're better equipped than most to deal with any folks who might want to pay us a surprise visit.
We're also prepared to bug out if we hear the nuke- or chemical-plant alarms. My wife will be quite safely ensconsed in a local utility's emergency ops center long before landfall; her mother and our cats will have heavily (and legally) armed escort anywhere we need to go.

Roads jammed? People move out of my car's way quite rapidly...
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You are a sad, sad little man.
I don't wish your loved ones ill, they aren't responsible for your pathetic farktardedness, but I would laugh if you flipped your wanna be cop car while intimidating a decent human to the shoulder who was trying to protect their fam, and you died a fiery horrible death.

2012-10-28 01:07:07 PM  

My pr0n name is Tom Seaview: intelligent comment below: Well you obviously aren't a cop if the first thing you're going to do when things around you get sketchy is bug out with your wife and leave your neighbors SOL

OK, you're a troll and an idiot and an asshole, so I don't need to correct your mistakes anymore. First time I've needed to invoke the Ignore list.

So you're admitting you'll use your badge and your Department's vehicle to bug out instead of doing your job?

But I bet you'd still like us to call you a hero.
2012-10-28 02:39:21 PM  
Wow. People in this thread sure assume a lot.

SPoST: the Internet Tough Guy. A NYC douchebag who probably doesn't even know how to drive a car, let alone what's involved in buying one.
FF: you don't seem to comprehend well. Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
2012-10-28 03:30:05 PM  
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2012-10-28 03:33:27 PM  
You said you were a Cop earlier in the thread, or at least tried to make people believe you are.

Maybe it's your personal vehicle. Doesn't really matter. You're endangering civilians to get priority, and abandoning your post. No better than the NOPD who looted and fled when Katrina hit.
2012-10-28 03:54:43 PM  

fnordfocus: You said you were a Cop earlier in the thread, or at least tried to make people believe you are.

Yup. Sure looks like paint chips. Sorry, I hope you can find some kind of work somewhere, dumb as you are.
2012-10-28 04:09:27 PM  

My pr0n name is Tom Seaview: intelligent comment below: Even worse, you buy a police model and you're not police.

Wrong again.

If that isn't farking saying your a Cop, I don't know what is.

I imagine I'll get more threatening phone calls for saying this, or maybe a nasty note from the Mods, but fark you anyway.
2012-10-28 04:20:39 PM  

fnordfocus: I don't know what is.

That's what I've been saying, TotalFarktard.
Maybe you should try chelation therapy. Get the lead out. And then go fark yourself.
2012-10-28 10:06:26 PM  

Gleeman: Meanwhile, in Okinawa...

why did it only blow away that one car? were the rest so much heavier?
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