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(Metro)   "Yes, I'm telling you my iPhone is in my cow"   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2012-10-27 03:17:17 AM  
2012-10-27 06:57:13 AM  
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"And then it was struck by lightning!"
2012-10-27 08:54:38 AM  
My fav from the story was the woman in her 20s using her BlackBerry Bold as an adult toy (!)

But I'm pretty sure this is a repeat from earlier in the week... but my search foo is failing this morning.
2012-10-27 09:37:54 AM  
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2012-10-27 09:51:59 AM  

sno man: My fav from the story was the woman in her 20s using her BlackBerry Bold as an adult toy (!)


Go on...
2012-10-27 09:54:52 AM  
Got iMIlk?

2012-10-27 09:59:30 AM  
My favorite was the call that got escalated to me because a woman was frying chicken dropped her new iphone into the pot full of grease, the phone exploded, and she wanted a new phone, a new pot, money for the chicken, and a months free service for her stupidity. She got nothing because she did not have insurance.

Or its always the middle eastern or russian guys that call up who lose their phones two days after they have them and want a replacement right away, and oddly enough they are talking on the "lost" phone as they are trying to make a claim. Then when you lock the phone out of the network, some entitled jackass wants to know why the phone he bought off of craigs list does not work.
2012-10-27 10:13:15 AM  
"Is that the number you are calling from?"
2012-10-27 10:21:10 AM  
flushing down a toilet is very common. I worked at a shiat treatment plant and you'd be surprised how many end up there. I can only surmise people have them in their back pockets, and think the noise of it falling in is a super-large turd.
2012-10-27 10:22:26 AM  
I have a couple of friends studying to become veterinarians. All their facebook profile pics are of themselves shoulder-deep up a cows arse.
2012-10-27 10:22:49 AM  

/Why the hell was this crap greenlit?
//This was posted just a few days ago... are the mods drunk again?:
http://www.fark.com/comments/7398361/ANSWER-Blasted-apart-by-a-commer c ial-firework-baked-into-a-sponge-accidentally-inserted-into-cattle-Wha ts-question
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