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(AZ Family)   Cops in Arizona are searching for a sexual assault suspect. Based on the police sketch, they're looking for the guy who starred in "Soul Man"   ( azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Strange, facial composite, Scottsdale, Silent Witness, Scottsdale police  
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13146 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Oct 2012 at 12:48 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-25 10:09:20 PM  
My friend does police sketches for a living.
She did this in about 30 minutes.
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The artist that rendered this drawing was terrible.
 
2012-10-25 10:09:56 PM  
HOLY BATMAN that's huge.
Sorry everyone!
 
2012-10-25 10:43:41 PM  
Be on the lookout for character actor William Sadler in blackface.
 
2012-10-26 09:18:43 AM  
Stay gold, Ponyboy...
 
2012-10-26 09:44:22 AM  
Heh, I remember for years after that my girlfriend would give me shiat for taking us to see that movie in the theater. I don't know what I was thinking.
 
2012-10-26 10:30:36 AM  

Bontesla: My friend does police sketches for a living.
She did this in about 30 minutes.
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The artist that rendered this drawing was terrible.


I didn't realize you were Tim Tebow!
 
2012-10-26 11:12:21 AM  

Sybarite: Heh, I remember for years after that my girlfriend would give me shiat for taking us to see that movie in the theater. I don't know what I was thinking.


Yeah, that's one of those flicks that you could've just waited until it came out on VHS.
 
2012-10-26 12:13:34 PM  

dickfreckle: Bontesla: My friend does police sketches for a living.
She did this in about 30 minutes.
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]
The artist that rendered this drawing was terrible.

I didn't realize you were Tim Tebow!


That was the hubby.
And ewwww.
 
2012-10-26 12:47:52 PM  
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2012-10-26 12:52:37 PM  
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The police artist.
 
2012-10-26 12:52:48 PM  

DannyJunior: [www.annalsofamericus.com image 360x202]


Russel Wilson played in Soul Man?

Dude is talented!
 
2012-10-26 12:54:39 PM  
C. Thomas Howell. C. Thomas Howell run. Run, Thomas Howell, run!
 
2012-10-26 12:55:10 PM  

dickfreckle: Bontesla: My friend does police sketches for a living.
She did this in about 30 minutes.
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]
The artist that rendered this drawing was terrible.

I didn't realize you were Tim Tebow!


I was thinking a little more,

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...ish.
 
2012-10-26 12:57:10 PM  
So Soul Man did it twice?
 
2012-10-26 12:57:12 PM  
 
2012-10-26 01:02:43 PM  
--Have a safety plan that includes an escape route if you are confronted by a suspect in your home.

I do. Beretta 380 semi-auto.
 
2012-10-26 01:04:59 PM  
I wonder if this thread is going to lower the bar more than the rape thread yesterday?
 
2012-10-26 01:05:39 PM  

Godscrack: [img560.imageshack.us image 344x442]

The police artist.


Those eyes are fantastic.

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2012-10-26 01:06:42 PM  
Couldn't they just use a xerox of every other black person? And SHOCKING to see one involved in a crime.. just SHOCKING....
 
2012-10-26 01:08:51 PM  
Why are they searching for him? God intended it to happen this way.
 
2012-10-26 01:14:54 PM  

Bontesla: My friend does police sketches for a living.
She did this in about 30 minutes.
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]
The artist that rendered this drawing was terrible.


Love that dog. I wanna hang up just the dog part on my fridge. I don't think I would ever take it down.
 
2012-10-26 01:17:24 PM  
Could be worse.

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2012-10-26 01:19:56 PM  
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2012-10-26 01:22:28 PM  

Bontesla: My friend does police sketches for a living.
She did this in about 30 minutes.
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]
The artist that rendered this drawing was terrible.


So did your friend do the drawing of your husband based on a vague description of him from a traumatized victim of a violent crime, or did hubby sit there obligingly for 30 minutes so she could draw him from life?
 
2012-10-26 01:25:14 PM  
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2012-10-26 01:25:50 PM  
This:
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prompted this man:
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To turn himself in???

If I saw that composite sketch, I would be laughing all the way to the next country.
Then again, this is Scottsdale, he might be the only black man there.
 
2012-10-26 01:26:08 PM  
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Oblig.
 
2012-10-26 01:26:58 PM  
That looked nothing like Dan Aykroyd.

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2012-10-26 01:28:05 PM  
Looks more like a Christopher Walken to me..
 
2012-10-26 01:29:31 PM  
Looks more like a young Christopher Walken to me, I mean
 
2012-10-26 01:34:48 PM  
In before
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:/
 
2012-10-26 01:40:30 PM  
Looks like the sketch artist neglected the shading on the upper lip. That's an important step.

/just ask Napoleon Dynamite
 
2012-10-26 01:40:50 PM  

Bontesla: My friend does police sketches for a living.
She did this in about 30 minutes.
[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x850]
The artist that rendered this drawing was terrible.


Danger Dog!
 
2012-10-26 01:44:39 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: --Have a safety plan that includes an escape route if you are confronted by a suspect in your home.

I do. Beretta 380 semi-auto.


You trying to tickle him?!
 
2012-10-26 01:53:48 PM  
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2012-10-26 02:00:14 PM  
Scottsdale sexual assault suspect identified after turning self in

He turned himself in. I would think they would identify him.
 
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2012-10-26 02:08:32 PM  
He looks like a black Michael Weston to me

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2012-10-26 02:28:25 PM  
Well, since this is stuck in my head, I'll share it with everyone
JAKE! ELWOOD!
 
2012-10-26 02:35:00 PM  
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2012-10-26 03:49:33 PM  
Holy Chowda.
 
2012-10-26 03:49:35 PM  

BronyMedic: Pair-o-Dice: --Have a safety plan that includes an escape route if you are confronted by a suspect in your home.

I do. Beretta 380 semi-auto.

You trying to tickle him?!


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2012-10-26 04:40:53 PM  
How could a witness miss that he has AN ASYMMETRICAL farkING HEAD?
 
2012-10-26 05:39:10 PM  
We should get an ocelot.
 
2012-10-26 09:22:36 PM  
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Me when I'm woken up
 
2012-10-27 07:30:56 AM  

probesport: BronyMedic: Pair-o-Dice: --Have a safety plan that includes an escape route if you are confronted by a suspect in your home.

I do. Beretta 380 semi-auto.

You trying to tickle him?!

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Police officer? You insult me, Sir. I am a...

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