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(NBC Washington)   DC Man defects to Russia rather than face a DUI   ( nbcwashington.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, DWI, Russia, Russians, russian embassy, Highlander, SUV, Charles L. Worley  
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2012-10-25 08:50:25 PM  
3 votes:
Was it Phil Jimenez? George Perez? Geoff Johns? Paul Levitz?
2012-10-25 08:44:49 PM  
3 votes:

The right place to go if you don't want to see a DUI ever again. Hell, the Aeroflot pilots are so drunk they explode breathalizers when they blow into them.

In Russia, breathalizers blow you.
2012-10-26 08:30:16 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-26 08:28:46 AM  
1 vote:
I hope he doesn't come back some day and kill Kennedy.
2012-10-26 08:25:50 AM  
1 vote:

DC Man defects to Russia rather than face a DUI

He certainly sounds defective.
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