bentleypm: If there is anything our culture needs right now, it's more misandry. Because there is certainly not enough of it everywhere already.
Smackledorfer: I agree to be fat and stupid like belushi if they agree to be smart, sexy, and in love with me like his wife on according to gym.
phlegmmo: Smackledorfer: I agree to be fat and stupid like belushi if they agree to be smart, sexy, and in love with me like his wife on according to gym.According to gym, you're fat.
SuperT: ladies, do we really want to open this door?why not stupid shiat done by idiots? why the man hatin?
Subdue their bellies: I hope there's a chapter on impulse tattoos.
dickfreckle: Subdue their bellies: I hope there's a chapter on impulse tattoos.I can't remember the last time I had sex with a girl who didn't have "ass antlers." Really, girls? All your backsides look the same.
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