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(Yahoo)   Thirty dollars worth of mascara will not make you look like Natalie Portman   ( gma.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Natalie Portman, advertising standards, Christian Dior, Christy Turlington, Adweek, consumer expectations  
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20769 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Oct 2012 at 2:02 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-25 02:13:22 PM  
5 votes:
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But it can make you look like Alice Cooper
2012-10-25 02:36:47 PM  
4 votes:
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In their defense, this is a difficult look to achieve...
2012-10-25 02:11:26 PM  
4 votes:
Ads that mislead consumers?! In MY vagina?!!
2012-10-25 02:05:22 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-10-25 02:05:00 PM  
4 votes:
It's more likely you'll end up looking like a dead hooker that's been in the river for a week.
2012-10-25 02:13:22 PM  
2 votes:
Damn! (throws mascara away)
2012-10-25 02:12:37 PM  
2 votes:
I'd pay $30 to sit next to Natalie Portman and watch her apply her mascara.
2012-10-25 02:11:30 PM  
2 votes:
That's come serious... (puts sunglasses on)..

2012-10-25 03:01:07 PM  
1 vote:

wildbill0712: [files.myopera.com image 550x243]

In their defense, this is a difficult look to achieve...

Unless you were raised by Jersey Italians, then it comes naturally.
2012-10-25 02:54:02 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-25 02:44:42 PM  
1 vote:
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Nothing was added but shading.
2012-10-25 02:43:51 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Thanks for the auto play subs.

Not Subby's fault as much as the farking website. Anyone who designs something to auto-play nowadays should be forcibly removed from their house in the middle of the night some time in Janury, and drug behind a truck to the biggest public gathering spot that is no less than 50 miles from this person's house. Then, everyone who lives within a 200 mile radius gets to line up with rotten eggs and overripe tomatoes. After that, 5 days of sleep deprivation while the video in question from the website loops continuously. Lather, rinse, repeat for every website out there that this person is in control of. I guarantee you that the problem of auto-play is gone within the first 3 people receiving this reconditioning therapy.

After that, we tackle vertical video in a similar manner.
2012-10-25 02:42:02 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Summer Glau's Love Slave: Natalie, when the jaws fell. Football game gif.

She looks very uncomfortable in that video.

Kinda like, 'Ok, there's a camera guy checking out my cleavage let's turn this way and, whoa, steady cam guy, about face Nat and ....fark me another steady cam. Fuuuuuuuuu.'
2012-10-25 02:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
jonco48.comView Full Size

Thirty pounds can't buy class, though.
2012-10-25 02:25:16 PM  
1 vote:

PIP_the_TROLL: I've never understood the drooling over her.

Yeah, she's got a good body most of the time because she can pay a full-time trainer to help with the upkeep, but facially she's barely a notch above plain. She's a 7.5... 8 max.

Where's this fawning worship coming from?

My raging boner?
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