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(Daily Mail)   Oh The Possibilities: Female contortionist brings new meaning to the term flexible, and her new calendar shows off that flexibility around the office   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-10-25 12:25:45 PM  
5 votes:
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Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!
2012-10-25 12:34:47 PM  
3 votes:
Meanwhile, in the Ministry of Silly Walks:

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2012-10-25 12:31:18 PM  
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: It'd probably get old after a while.

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2012-10-25 12:41:45 PM  
2 votes:

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Almost... Republican... Push... Harder!

I'm normally someone that just groans when there's some political bashing going on outside of the politics tab... But that was hilarious. 1 Funny vote for you, fine sir.
2012-10-25 07:33:26 PM  
1 vote:

Crewmannumber6: gja: Want. DO want. So very much.

/ow, must remember to not peruse fap threads with fiance around....

Secrets and lies, not a very good start.

Nah, she knows I'm a wiseass. She was getting her mammo and I texted her to say " i have the weirdest woody".
She said she laughed so loud the tech cme running in to see what was the matter.
/yeah, sense of humor and hot, shes a keeper
//oh, and loves baseball and football
2012-10-25 02:03:00 PM  
1 vote:
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I've been in meetings where people use this method for coming up with some of their data.
2012-10-25 01:54:07 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Ed Grubermann: abhorrent1: Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.

All guys are 12 when it comes to hot chicks (or dudes, if that's the way they swing).

Maybe you are. Or they are and that's why they're all forever alone virgins living in mommies basement. I mean all this, "ZOMG she can lick her own box". Really? Box? Who says that? Maybe if they left the house once in a while they'd see a real live girl.

/stay classy
///I know, welcometofark.jgp

You sound inflexible.
2012-10-25 01:46:58 PM  
1 vote:

Anastacya: /wanders off to figure out how to look sexy without being able to bend like that

Just be naked. We men are simple creatures.

/I have EIP if you'd like to test my theory
2012-10-25 01:33:46 PM  
1 vote:
suppose i'm one of the few that is not bending over backwards about these pics

super duper sessy ladies, to be sure

but seeing 'em bent backwards and stuffed in a suitcase just aint hot to me

/ya ya knowhowiknowyourgay.jpeg - maybe, but that's better than what can only be the pre stages of serial killer by finding that hot
2012-10-25 01:21:59 PM  
1 vote:
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JERRY: I couldn't believe it. Uh, I mean I thought I was entering a "magical world" of sensual delights, but it was just so ordinary. I mean, there was nothing gymnastic about it.

ELAINE: Well, what did you think she was gonna do?

JERRY: Well, you know. I mean... I dunno.

ELAINE: No, what?

JERRY: Well, obviously I prefer not to mention any, you know...

ELAINE: What did you think, she was going to take some of that chalk and...

JERRY: You see, now I really don't want to get into this, any kind of specifics...

ELAINE: Oh, come on. One thing? One thing! What?

JERRY: Well... Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like the apparatus.

KRAMER: You mean like the uneven parallel bars?

JERRY: See, again, I really don't feel that...

ELAINE: The balance beam?

JERRY: Could we stop?

ELAINE: (gasps in mock surprise) Not the pommel horse?

JERRY: All right. Let's just drop it.
2012-10-25 12:47:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-25 12:47:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-25 12:44:59 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus. This thread is full of farking 12 year-olds.
2012-10-25 12:43:52 PM  
1 vote:
I would seriously consider killing a random person for 4 hours with her.

Or we could play the "Who Would You Go Through" game!

Let's see...I would go through Roseanne Barr to get to this contortionist.
2012-10-25 12:42:21 PM  
1 vote:
Trust me, she can't quite get there. i've been searching for video/ picture evidence since the dawn of the internet, and no one has proven it or shown me. There's plenty of fakes and photoshops that people point to whenever i say its not possible, and ive seen the anecdotal stories, and ive seen women 2" away from being able to do it, but there is no video evidence or undoctored photos.

prove me wrong.
2012-10-25 12:38:10 PM  
1 vote:
she escaped from Mitt's binder
2012-10-25 12:36:19 PM  
1 vote:
/is sad he doesn't have one these
2012-10-25 12:36:08 PM  
1 vote:
Holy moly that girl could lick your nuggets while you hit that box. It's like a three way one way.
2012-10-25 12:35:11 PM  
1 vote:
Flexability is NEVER over rated
2012-10-25 12:34:54 PM  
1 vote:
I can totally fap to this.
2012-10-25 12:34:32 PM  
1 vote:
As Seinfeld pointed out, it's probably better in theory than in practice.

Not that I wouldn't be willing to give it a try, though.
2012-10-25 12:30:24 PM  
1 vote:
Wow. She can eat her own box. That's gotta be pretty hot to watch.

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2012-10-25 12:29:35 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: It'd probably get old after a while.

The-hell-you say
2012-10-25 12:28:13 PM  
1 vote:
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Never go ATM
2012-10-25 12:26:12 PM  
1 vote:
Holy. farking. shiat.
2012-10-25 12:16:55 PM  
1 vote:
Oh... oh my indeed. You could be shagging her while she tosses your salad.

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2012-10-25 11:45:32 AM  
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2012-10-25 11:30:15 AM  
1 vote:
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So basically she doesn't need anyone else for oral...
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